Open Post: Hosted By The Puppies of Puppy Bowl XIX
If big dudes chasing a ball in matching outfits or even a Rihanna headlined halftime show don’t do it for you, this weekend might be a bust. However, if you’re a fan of puppies, have I got some fantastic news. Hot on the heels of Super Bowl LVII is this year’s Puppy Bowl! It’s almost time to watch a group of dogs run around a miniature football field and do adorable things all in the name of pet adoption!
Stephen Amell Reportedly Yelled At The Judge Who Ruled Against Him In His Legal Battle Against An Animal Rescue Group
Actor Stephen Amell is a lot of things to a lot of different people. For some, he’s the hunky Green Arrow in the DC Comics’ Arrowverse. For others, myself included, he’s the “isn’t he that the guy who got escorted off an airplane for being a drunk asshole and yelling at his wife and accused his neighbor of taking a shit on his roof in retaliation in a dispute over construction noise?” guy. For others still, he’s known for having coined the term “overly sexualized velociraptor.” And now, according to Page Six, Stephen can add “that guy who took an animal rescue group to court and yelled at the judge when they ruled against him” to his ever-growing list of claims to fame.
Christmas Open Post: Hosted By Lenny The Chihuahua Getting A Puppy Friend For The Holidays
“Um, that’s a really weird-looking X Box X, which is what I REALLY wanted for Christmas.” – Lenny the Chihuahua while sniffing his present in that screenshot.
Anybody with even a tenth of a working brain cell will tell you that surprising someone with the gift of a living, breathing puppy is the opposite of a good idea. So I’m assuming that a Chihuahua puppy friend was at the top of Lenny’s wish list to Santa, and I’m also assuming that Lenny’s humans subscribe to Santa Prime because they got Lenny’s special gift extra early. And in a viral TikTok video, they show the moment when Lenny met his new puppy pal Ernie. I know, what a missed opportunity to not name their new puppy Squiggy!
Open Post: Hosted By Puppies Predicting The Super Bowl
Jimmy Fallon and The Tonight Show now hold the dubious distinction of being involved with hosting Open Post two days in a row. But unlike yesterday’s gross revelation of Jeff Bezos hitting up Alexa for kinky roleplay that no one in their right mind wanted or needed, today is Super Bowl LV(55) and redemption is at hand: It’s all about the puppies!
Open Post: Hosted By Pancake The Pomeranian Getting A New Little Brother For Christmas
It’s Christmas Eve! Tomorrow morning all the little children will ask their parents why Santa, a hairy old dude from the North, was allowed inside their home, but they haven’t seen Grandma since March. Quick, distract the youths with gifts! The bigger the better! Over in Cedarburg, Wisconsin, Pancake the Pomeranian received his special gift a couple weeks early. Pancake’s owners blessed him with a new little brother: a Pomeranian puppy named Blueberry. Awww!
Grab Your Barf Bags! Harvey Weinstein’s Deformed Dick Finally EXPLAINED!
Remember earlier this year when then-alleged, sub-human piece of shit, Harvey Weinstein, had his disgusting behavior addressed in court by multiple victims? And how those testimonies, resulting in a graphic description of his deformed genitals, were shared with the public (after the court reporter returned from a week of sick days)?
Well, now we finally (FINALLY!) have a more in-depth analysis of those genitals, including a medical excuse for why they looked as awful as they did (hell, on their best day I still wouldn’t want to see anything attached to Harvey Weinstein). And in dedicated Dlisted fashion, we’re sharing the details WITHOUT the life-shattering visuals––you’re welcome.