Open Post: Hosted By The Super Bowl LV Streaker Who Plugged A Porn Site
No sporting event is complete without some absolute attention whore running across the field. And it happened during yesterday’s Super Bowl LV. Just because it’s the “Big Game” doesn’t mean security is on the ball. Someone charged across the field in a hideous one-piece that advertised a porn site. BORING! Dude should’ve come out in a jizz-spewing dick costume or stayed sitting.
So Vitaly Zdorovetskiy is essentially the Jake Paul of Russia, but somehow worse. He’s a YouTube “prankster” with over a billion views, who launched his porn site, Vitaly Uncensored. Vitaly also has a criminal record for several other “pranks” where he ran out onto the field, which got him banned from sporting events. He was jailed for five days for climbing the Pyramids of Giza. Oh, and he was charged with aggravated battery in Miami last April after he allegedly tackled and attacked a female jogger. Unclear if that was part of a “prank”–seems like just an “attack.”
TMZ says this time the streaker was immediately apprehended but not before he made an ass out of himself:
@datguy_rob
The streaker was not Vitaly himself, but he soon took credit on Twitter:
We fucking did it 😈 pic.twitter.com/xZ3cGMxCwO
— Vitaly Zdorovetskiy (@Vitalyzdtv) February 8, 2021
You fucking mad bruhhh that we got more attention that you in 30 seconds than you existed https://t.co/xgt05g4ztM
— Vitaly Zdorovetskiy (@Vitalyzdtv) February 8, 2021
..@TMZ suck my fucking Dick!!
— Vitaly Zdorovetskiy (@Vitalyzdtv) February 8, 2021
That’s how we do it baby https://t.co/VT1a3nTnTT
— Vitaly Zdorovetskiy (@Vitalyzdtv) February 8, 2021
How are you going to make Jake Paul look like a scholar? But well, you know what they say? If you can’t afford a Super Bowl ad, catch a trespassing charge for one!
Pic: Twitter