Category: Shania Twain
The Red Carpet Looks At The American Music Awards Were Messy But Fun
It’s not that the Grammys are for your parents, the Grammys are your parents. Old, strict, self-serious, adore Adele, and are prone to making arbitrary decisions like letting JLo perform a Motown medley. Just ask Halsey who basically yelled at them “you’re not the boss of me” during her acceptance speech last night at the American Music Awards. The AMAs are your cool, twice-divorced aunt who taught you how to french inhale and has a lover in Madrid who she visits every Spring. As such, she’s a lot more fun. But unlike your parents who actually clothe, house, and feed your ungrateful ass, her gifts are frivolous and tacky. But fun! That dynamic was reflected in the red carpet looks from last night’s AMAs. Risks were taken. Choices were made. For example, OG fun aunt Christina Aguilera showed up looking like a goddamn snack. A saltine cracker, specifically. Which is a shame because believe me, most of the people there were already very, very thirsty.
Open Post: Hosted By Shania Twain Not Actually Shading Taylor Swift To Our Great Disappointment
Dear sweet Shania Twain not only let somebody style her hair into a poop emoji at the American Music Awards, she also got caught trying to outshine the queen of shade, Miss Aretha Franklin, when it came time for her to say something nice about Taylor Swift. Taylor won a Satan’s Glass Dildo award for Artist of The Decade, so naturally people were curious about how that happened. Entertainment Tonight went to Shania for her reaction, and in a video clip of that interview, Shania doesn’t mention Taylor’s beautiful gowns, but she does say “you don’t have to be beautiful to be a star.” That’s so damn shady that Aretha felt the chill and had to reach for a fur shrug all the way up in heaven.
Open Post: Hosted By Shania Twain Admitting She’s Pulled A Fergie
You might say taking a mid-concert bathroom break don’t impress her much. Just when the country was finally getting over Fergie taking a leak during a concert, we have to find out ANOTHER diva is prone to have a post-ballad wee on the mainstage. The drinks were flowing last night on Watch What Happens Live, and Andy Cohen played a guessing game with Shania Twain and Patricia Arquette did silly shit. The question came to who had peed on stage before, and unless it was Patricia on karaoke night, it was easy to figure out who was the pisser. Andy guessed Shania and he was right.
Shania made it out like it isn’t that big of a deal and performers do it all the time. Props to her! I don’t want to lollygag around after Come On Over while she has to run down the hall to a bathroom! Unlike Fergy-Ferg making it well known with the stain on her pants, Shania was a crafty gal when it came to concealing her own full bladder:
“I stood up from my chair to get up and sing, I peed myself and the puddle? I just knocked my glass of water over. I was wearing a skirt, thankfully.”
Meanwhile, poor Fergie looked like she peed and then went back to dry hump the puddle before her rendition of “Don’t Phunk With My Heart” could begin. You can check out the whole Shania pee-gate explanation below:
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Shania Twain Is Sorry For Saying She Would’ve Voted For Trump
Last Thursday, Shania Twain appeared as a guest judge on RuPaul’s Drag Race. An entirely appropriate choice, considering you’d be hard pressed to find a queen who hasn’t turned it out to Man! I Feel Like a Woman. But then just three days later, the same people that were hollering “Werk, Timmins!” were suddenly asking her to sashay away. Shania revealed in an interview with The Guardian published yesterday that had she been able to vote in the 2016 U.S. Presidential election, she would have voted for Donald Trump. Obviously that didn’t sit well with fans, and now she’s walking back what she said.
Open Post: Hosted By Shania Twain Canada-Ing Harder Than Any Canadian Before Her
My floor is now flooded with poutine, maple syrup and the happy tears of meese (that’s plural for moose, duh), because that’s what poured out of all of my orifices while watching this clip of Shania Twain come from Celine Dion’s Queen of Canada crown by riding into a football game during a snowstorm on a dog sled. And she was greeted by a Mountie! The only way that scene would’ve been more Canadian is if it was a hockey game, she was wearing a parka made from Cadbury Crispy Crunch wrappers, she was doing shots of Tim Horton’s coffee off of a BeaverTail and was profusely apologizing to the dogs pulling her.
The final game for the Grey Cup went down at the TD Place Stadium in Ottawa last night, and Shania Twain, who was the halftime performer, made a grand Canadian entrance before busting out some of her hits in the snow! The next time I’m in Canada and order an Uber, a dog sled playing a Shania Twain song through its speakers better pull up.
That Dep gel-encrusted spiral curl mop isn’t an homage to Taylor Dane or your cousin at prom circa 1991. It’s a subtle homage to one of Canada’s most popular sports Curling! If videos could be official country flags, that video would be Canada’s.
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Shania Twain Really Wasn’t Impressed By Brad Pitt
Canada’s twangier chanteuse, Shania Twain, is taking a page from Cher’s “Farewell Tour!…Just Kidding, Who Knew I Could Rank In This Kinda Cash?!” playbook. She’s coming back with new songs and a new tour, despite her 2015 Rock This Country Tour being billed as her last. Even better, Shania has reached the age where, while she might still don the leopard print, she’s leaving her fucks to give tucked away in the closet.