Police Were Called To Rihanna’s Home After A Stalker Arrived To Propose To Her

Stalkers really do have a distorted sense of reality because, in their minds, they are deep in the throes of passion with a famous person they don’t know. And I can only imagine the Soul Train line of stalkers waiting to profess their love to Rihanna, who probably would burst into laughter before pointing in the stalker’s direction and instructing her goons to “ATTACK!” And this scary scenario partly became reality when a hopeful heart-struck suitor arrived at RiRi’s Beverly Hills mansion looking to propose but instead was startled to see her security detail promptly advance upon him like the Sperm Squad during her Super Bowl performance.

According to TMZ, an unidentified man was in the mood for the most futile cross-country road trip ever when he began his journey in South Carolina with hopes of making RiRi his lady love for all time. And my first question for him is “Sir….how much did you spend on gas???” Because I’m sure he had to stop a few times, so my next question would be if he used the gas station restrooms or traveled with one of those plastic piss jugs? I’m assuming it was the latter because he didn’t want to run the risk of someone asking him where he was headed, and his answer, “Going to propose to Rihanna!” would have alerted authorities way before he completed his trek. But after driving for 2,500 miles, RiRi’s stalker was greeted by her security team, and they immediately let him know that his trip was over unless he wanted to tell his story to his new friends in jail.

Our sources say the man claimed he was there to propose to the singer, and Rihanna’s team called the cops right away. When officers arrived, they put the man in handcuffs, got him in a car and had a serious chat about his intentions.

We’re told it was determined the man — dressed in a red Nike hoodie — had not broken any laws, though he was asked to leave and told not to return.

This scary stalker incident was not RiRi’s first, sadly. About five years ago, a stalker broke into her home, and he wasn’t discovered until the next day. RiRi wasn’t home at the time, and her stalker later told police he was there to “have sex with her.”

Now, it’s not certain whether or not RiRi and her brood were at home when this latest stalker incident happened, but I’m going not assume she wasn’t. Because once she found out her stalker was there to propose, she would have turned to A$AP Rocky and slapped him upside the head before saying “See. HE knows what he wants.” before asking police to escort his freeloading ass off of her property next.

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