Category: Stalker

Benedict Cumberbatch’s Home Was Attacked By A Knife-Wielding Chef

May 30, 2023 / Posted by:

Benedict Cumberbatch has been enjoying life (and paychecks) as a magical superhero within the MCU for many years. However, he is just a man and has no real superpowers unless you consider installing really good home security as a superpower. Because recently, Benedict’s family came under attack by a knife-wielding chef who attempted to enter his home for some unknown reason. And before you ask, no, it was not Gordon Ramsay, even though this sounds like something he would do to let off steam after another failed attempt at risotto.

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Police Were Called To Rihanna’s Home After A Stalker Arrived To Propose To Her

March 24, 2023 / Posted by:

Stalkers really do have a distorted sense of reality because, in their minds, they are deep in the throes of passion with a famous person they don’t know. And I can only imagine the Soul Train line of stalkers waiting to profess their love to Rihanna, who probably would burst into laughter before pointing in the stalker’s direction and instructing her goons to “ATTACK!” And this scary scenario partly became reality when a hopeful heart-struck suitor arrived at RiRi’s Beverly Hills mansion looking to propose but instead was startled to see her security detail promptly advance upon him like the Sperm Squad during her Super Bowl performance.

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A Stalker Crashed His Car Into Taylor Swift’s Building In New York City

January 27, 2022 / Posted by:

This morning, a man drunkenly crashed his car into Taylor Swift’s New York City building. He was initially seen driving the wrong way down Taylor’s one-way street in Tribeca, then reversed and purposefully rammed into the front of her building and struck a fire hydrant. Thankfully, no one was hurt. But this stalker wasn’t done yet! He proceeded to get out of his car and try to rip the building intercom off the wall. A witness called 911, police arrested the man, and he was taken to a nearby hospital (probably for a psych evaluation). According to TMZ, the man allegedly told the cops that he was not going to leave until he met Taylor. Ummm, rain check?

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Keanu Reeves’ Girlfriend, Alexandra Grant, Got A Restraining Order Against His Stalker

July 21, 2020 / Posted by:

Keanu Reeves is the Internet’s Boyfriend. He also happens to be the actual boyfriend of artiste Alexandra Grant. So yeah, he’s cheating on us. And that doesn’t sit well with some Keanu fans, who loathe Alexandra for having the audacity to enter an adult relationship with their prized Canuck gentleman movie star.

One such obsessive, a 67-year-old woman named Cathryn, has taken it to the next (terrifying) level. Alexandra says Cathryn, who has an “extensive history of criminal acts”, is stalking and harassing her. It got so bad she filed a restraining order.

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Taylor Swift’s Stalker Is Going Away For Two To Four Years

April 16, 2019 / Posted by:

Meredith Grey and Olivia Benson can finally stop watching the windows and pacing the property line at Taylor Swift‘s homes, because her stalker is officially going to jail. Time to bust out the wet food and the treats those pussies love that you think aren’t healthy–Meredith and Olivia deserve a reward for all their hard work keeping Taylor’s collections of Beanie Babies and posters of NSYNC safe!

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