Category: Hungry Like The Wolf
Hugh Jackman Is Eating 8,000 Calories A Day To Become Wolverine Again For “Deadpool 3”
Were I but an elder fancy lad who loved to sing and dance, and money was no object, I’d simply do that. However, it seems that Hugh Jackman would rather turn his liver into human foie gras just so he can look Johnathan Majors in the eye and call him a “puny little, 6,000 calorie-a-day girlie-man.” Variety reports that Hugh Soontobejackedman has chosen to become Wolverine the hard way by saying “no thanks” to the roids and “yes please” to consuming 8,000 calories a day by mouth. And it’s not even for a Wolverine movie! It’s for fucking Deadpool 3. Hugh may be all about the gains, but I am at a loss.
An Artist Outed LaKeith Stanfield As The Father Of Her Baby Hours After He Announced His Engagement To A Different Woman
The two wolves that live inside LaKeith Stanfield — one an inscrutable arTEEST with a penchant for mystery and intrigue, the other a Hollywood superstar with a taste for the finer things in life; are starting the new year off throwing paws at each other. On New Year’s day, Lakeith announced on Instagram that he’s about to make his girlfriend of five months, self-described “exceptionally blessed,” Spelman/Harvard attending model Kasmere Trice, a “#priceyiceyWIFEY.” Hours later, visual artist Tylor Hurd announced that she’s stepping into 2023 NOT “being someone’s secret family,” and shared that Lakeith is the father of her child, a baby girl named Apollo. Apparently, while Lakeith’s respectability wolf was off traipsing across the globe eating rare steaks and flashing diamonds, his starving artist wolf was eating garbage out of the dumpster at a family fun center and slinking off into the night before someone could throw a shoe at him. Now they’re throwing shoes at BOTH HIS WOLVES!