Night Crumbs

January 24, 2023 / Posted by:

Jonathan Majors says that he spent four months shoveling a massive 6,100 calories into his eating hole every single day to bulk up to play an aspiring bodybuilder loner in the movie Magazine Dreams. Never mind that The Rock is probably thinking “amateur” since his meaty muscly farts are worth more calories than that, but some of us are also not impressed since 6,100 calories is a light lunch at The Cheesecake Factory. And that’s without dessert! – Variety

And in other Magazine Dreams news filed under NOT A GOOD LOOK, a recent screening of it at Sundance led to jurist Marlee Matlin and the other jurors quitting that bitch and walking out when the festival failed to provide captioning for her – People

Robin Wright must have thought to herself, “Hmm, what’s a decision I can make that’s almost as bad as the time I went to bat for Kevin Spacey?” Because she is probably rubbing her parts all over Sean Penn’s charbroiled ham hocks yet again – Celebitchy

January 24, 2023, is the day I learned that there are crazed Splash Mountain fans who are embarrassingly mourning the “woke” death of their precious ride. Next thing, you’re going to tell me that fans are buying bottles of alleged Splash Mountain water to bathe in as they cry sad tears. Oh, wait… – Pajiba

Prince Andrew is going to be somebody’s creepy grandpa again since his daughter Princess Eugenie is pregnant with her second child – BBC News

Justin Bieber has sold the publishing and recorded music rights of all of his songs for $200 million. Honestly, the investment company that bought that shit got a steal because $200 million is a small price to pay for a recording of The Biebs douche cooing out poetry such as, “Like a seesaw lets you down/You know why/Cause we ain’t on the playground no more baby”Just Jared

Some of Taylor Swift’s lyrics are extra cheesy on their own, but their cheese factor reached lactose intolerance levels of UGH when they were used as puns by senators during the Ticketmaster hearing today – Jezebel

It’s been over ten days since Julian Sands went missing after going hiking on Mt. Baldy, and his family thanked everyone for the love and support as they continue to search for him – HuffPo

Pic: Glen Wilson/Sundance Institute

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