Category: Michael Bay
Michael Bay Has Been Charged With Killing A Pigeon In Italy, But He Denies It
In News-That-Could-Be-Clickbait-But-It’s-Real-This-Time news, director Michael Bay has been formally charged in Italy for a crime he allegedly committed a few years back while filming his Netflix action movie, 6 Underground. What’s the crime? Michael is alleged to have murdered a pigeon. Well, not him, per se, but since he was the director and the head honcho of the movie, he’s the one on the hook for the slaying of the pigeon. He’s been charged with second-degree avian assault–no, I’m fully joking, I have no idea what the fuck is going on here, but all I know is that Michael Bay definitely needs to watch it because pigeon whisperer Mike Tyson is watching.
Behold, The Movie And TV Show Trailers Of The Super Bowl
The Super Bowl was last night, did you hear? The game was a match-up between–hold on let me look this up…–between the Los Angeles Rams and the Cincinnati Bengals. The Rams won. But who really won was the ad executives who got more eyeballs on their trailers through one TV spot than they could from 70% of the influencers they pay to make content for them.
Megan Fox Clarifies That She Never Felt Creeped Out By Michael Bay
Over the weekend, a 2009 interview featuring Megan Fox on Jimmy Kimmel Live reappeared on social media, and the internet really wanted to talk about it, because it was very timely. The interview was posted by a Twitter user in response to the numerous recent allegations of underage predatory behavior against famous actors and comedians. In it, Megan tells the story of her first job with Michael Bay, a featured background role in Bad Boys II, in which she (then 15-years-old) appeared in a bikini dancing under a waterfall. It was a story that objectively made Michael Bay come across as an XL creep, but Meghan herself says no, the story may be true, but Michael Bay isn’t gross like that.
Megan Fox Confirms That She And Shia LaBeouf Hooked Up
Megan Fox was on Watch What Happens Live last night, and Andy Cohen put her up to a game of Plead the Fifth. Megan didn’t plead the fifth once, because clearly Megan is an open book with no secrets. Andy’s second question to Megan was about a 2011 Details magazine interview Shia LaBeouf gave, in which he pretty heavily implied that he and his Transformers co-star Megan might have been rocking trailers on set.
Michael Bay Is Producing A Live-Action “Dora The Explorer” Movie
Dora the Explorer will be getting a grown-up live-action treatment courtesy of Michael Bay’s production company, Platinum Dunes. To borrow from Dora herself, can you say, “This will be a mess? Un desastre?”
Michael Bay Responded To The Shit Kate Beckinsale Said About Working With Him
On The Graham Norton Show last week, Kate Beckinsale briefly talked about what it’s like working with Michael Bay on Pearl Harbor. Kate said that she was told that if she got the role of a 1940s nurse she had to work out, and she pointed out that Michael Bay told reporters while pimping out the movie that he cast her in the role because she’s not so attractive that she’d alienate female movie goers. On a Michael Bay scale from ten tanks exploding in a row to ten tanks exploding in a row as chicks in bikinis wash Ferraris, that story was somewhere in the middle. It’s not the most Michael Bay story I’ve heard. It’s not like he asked Kate Beckinsale to shoot a scene where she ripped off her nurse’s uniform and while she used it to stop an injured patient’s wound from bleeding, the camera got a close-up of her ass in a white lace thong. Watch that scene be in the 20th anniversary DVD of Pearl Harbor.
The fun house mirror David Spade (and yes, I would) defended himself on his site by saying that yes, he asked Kate to work out, but he claims most actors filming an action movie need to work out. Michael Bay didn’t deny saying what he said about Kate to reporters, but he did say that they’re totally friends.