Category: Robbed
$1 Million In Jewelry Was Stolen From Lori Loughlin And Mossimo Giannulli’s Home
Famed actress (HA!) and college enthusiast Lori Loughlin and her husband Mossimo Giannulli are in the news again for their involvement in a mysterious robbery. No, Lori hasn’t stolen another student’s college seat for one of her bright children. This time, she’s the victim! I mean last time she was too, but in this case she actually is. Lori better crack out her detective skills from the Garage Sale Mysteries if she wants to solve this case!
Current “Jeopardy!” Champion Amy Schneider Was Robbed
Bummer news outta the Jeopardy! world. Don’t worry, Mike Richards is still fired. Nope, this is about current Jeopardy! champion, Amy Schneider. The 42-year-old engineering manager from Oakland, California has 24 consecutive wins under her belt, with $897,600 in total winnings. Unfortunately for Amy, something shitty happened to her this past Sunday. She was robbed! No, not on the show (Jeopardy! doesn’t air Sundays, silly!). She was literally robbed in real life.
Tom Cruise’s BMW Was Stolen In The UK
Tom Cruise is STILL filming Mission: Impossible VII in the UK. And Page Six says that Tom’s 2021 BMW X7 was stolen from Church Street in Birmingham early on Tuesday morning. Sources say the car was parked outside of the Grand Hotel, which is only a two-minute walk from the police headquarters. The hotel apparently recommends that guests park their cars in a secure, barrier-protected lot which was eight minutes away, but, LOL, you try telling Tom he has to walk eight minutes to pick up his car. He’ll rage out of his lifts harder than he rages out of his lifts while screaming about crew members breaking COVID protocols.
Jean-Claude Van Damme Unintentionally Provided A Distraction For A Multi-Million Dollar Jewel Heist
What does former action star Jean-Claude Van Damme have to do with a jewel heist? A lot apparently. French police have arrested suspects who are alleged to have swiped millions of dollars worth of precious jewels and gems. And a big reason why the thieves were able to get away with the jewels in the first place is because people were so stunned by the star power of JCVD that they didn’t even notice the knife-wielding robbery.
Foodgod Was Reportedly Robbed
We all know that physical distancing and staying your ass at home saves lives, but it can also save you the humiliation of having your very expensive watch snatched off you in front of your mom. Foodgod, also known as “this sloppy douchebag again?”, learned this lesson the hard way. According to TMZ, the Kardashian sycophant formerly known as Jonathan Cheban was robbed at gunpoint last night in Englewood Cliffs, New Jersey after going to the mall with his mom. I wouldn’t wish getting held up at gunpoint on anyone, it’s happened to me, it’s terrifying. But well, I guess this is the sort of thing that can happen when you flaunt your fancy watches on Instagram.
Harry Styles Was Robbed At Knifepoint On Valentine’s Day
You think being single on Valentine’s Day sucks? Try getting robbed at knifepoint. That’s what Harry Styles claimed happened to him this weekend. Don’t worry, he handed over his cash and he and his four nipples are totally fine.