Harry Styles has really let the gays know that he’s going to give us what we want like his name is Erika Jayne. He’s served us Cate Blanchett suit-realness while on his last tour–and told us we’re all “a little gay”. And now he’s coming all the way into the LGBTQ-Thirst-Quenching Hall Of Fame by releasing his sexually ambiguous/stylish-to-the-the-gods video for his new single Lights Out.
If you ever wanted to see a sweaty half-naked Harry Styles in a pile of equally-sweaty male and female model-types, this is the video for you. Rolling Stone says Lights Out–the lead single from his sophomore album–is here for us and it will knock your lights out as you achieve sexually fluid orgasm. I mean if this is how Harry get’s down, that Met Gala after-party must have been lit!
Harry is serving it all: gender fluidity, shirt-open motorcycle rides, sweat, glittery suits, glittery suits under water, and glittery suits suspended upside-down. You’ve got girls rubbing up on him. You’ve got boys rubbing up on him. And all four of Harry’s nipples make an appearance. Euphoria has so much to work with!
I do love this video. I have to say, I like these hot straight-adjacent guys who are willing to let other men rub up against them for the cause. LGBTQ rights are saved!
But also can I for a moment point to the original gay icon who gave us a video full of hot sweaty people rubbing against each other? If you don’t know, now you know–Kylie Minogue invented this aesthetic:
Put some respeck on her name!