Category: Foodgod
Because You Can Never Get Enough “Tiger King,” Here’s A Roundup Of Daytime TV’s Halloween Extravaganzas
It’s All Hallows Eve eve, and that means it’s time to see what magical and amazing Halloween costumes are possible when you have the budget of a major television network at your disposal and access to the best hair, costume and makeup professionals in the business before realizing that your mom and her 1970s Singer sewing machine did it better.
As usual, Kelly Ripa and Ryan Seacrest went with a wide selection of trending Twitter topics for inspiration, serving up a plethora of 2020 pop-culture costumes. And also as usual, the folks at Today made a big, chaotic, and possibly demonic mess with a salute to Broadway. And Ellen DeGeneres, well she tried to play nice this year by dressing up as a nurse “inspired by the real superheroes of 2020,” but got her ass dragged for not going as the maybe more appropriate Nurse Ratchet instead. This is Halloween 2020, what did we expect?
Foodgod Was Reportedly Robbed
We all know that physical distancing and staying your ass at home saves lives, but it can also save you the humiliation of having your very expensive watch snatched off you in front of your mom. Foodgod, also known as “this sloppy douchebag again?”, learned this lesson the hard way. According to TMZ, the Kardashian sycophant formerly known as Jonathan Cheban was robbed at gunpoint last night in Englewood Cliffs, New Jersey after going to the mall with his mom. I wouldn’t wish getting held up at gunpoint on anyone, it’s happened to me, it’s terrifying. But well, I guess this is the sort of thing that can happen when you flaunt your fancy watches on Instagram.
Sketchy Food “Expert” Foodgod Got Burned By A Sketchy Burger Chain
Burgerim is a burger chain that’s been accused of bilking hundreds of hard working Americans out of their life savings, so it should be no surprise that Foodgod is involved. According to Page Six, The Scam Artist Formerly Known as Jonathan Cheban “has become a victim of the catastrophic collapse of an allegedly sketchy burger chain,” but upon further investigation, the real victims were the people who, with the help of Foodgod, were enticed into sinking their life savings into Burgerim franchises only to be left holding the bag when the company’s founder and president fled the country (via Restaurant Business). But yes, boo-hoo, Foodgod is also out whatever the monetary equivalent of 2 free pairs of Yeezys is. How will he ever survive. He’s going to have to start dipping his chicken wings in copper (or, fingers crossed, lead) instead of gold.
Jonathan Cheban Officially Changed His Name To Foodgod
Jonathan Cheban went from pretending to be Kim Karsahsian’s best guy friend on KUWTK to changing his name to Foodgod and pretending to be a food expert, probably because Kim balked when he asked if he could legally change his name to Kim K BFF. But because Kim has powers the federal government does not have, Jonathan has been allowed to make his name change to Foodgod legal. According to TMZ, the official judgement was entered last week in Florida, which is Foodgod’s primary residence, and helps to explain at least a little bit.