Category: Jean Claude Van Damme
Jean-Claude Van Damme Unintentionally Provided A Distraction For A Multi-Million Dollar Jewel Heist
What does former action star Jean-Claude Van Damme have to do with a jewel heist? A lot apparently. French police have arrested suspects who are alleged to have swiped millions of dollars worth of precious jewels and gems. And a big reason why the thieves were able to get away with the jewels in the first place is because people were so stunned by the star power of JCVD that they didn’t even notice the knife-wielding robbery.
Open Post: Hosted By Jean Claude Van Damme Dancing In An Empty Parking Lot
Ever wonder how 59-year-old Jean-Cluade Van Damme has been spending his Qoronatine(™)? Me neither but I found out anyway and that means you’re about to too! According to Men’s Health, in addition to working on his fitness, JCVD recently spent some time filming a music video for a song called Ultrarêve by French EDM duo AaRON. The Muscles from Brussels dusted off some of his best discotheque noodle dancing to show us Americans how it’s done in the Old (White) World because let me tell you, if this music came on in the club I wouldn’t know what to do besides take a nap.
Donald Trump Called Brad Pitt Names And Complained About “Parasite” Winning Best Picture At The Oscars
Depending on who you ask, Donald Trump’s favorite movie is either Citizen Kane or Bloodsport starring Jean-Claude Van Damme. But at a recent rally, Donald shouted out two more classic films, Gone With The Wind and Sunset Boulevard, as examples of the kind of movies that should be winning Academy Awards instead of foreign filth like Parasite. According to CNN, at a campaign rally in Colorado yesterday, Donald showed his ass yet again by reminding us he’s completely infatuated with Hollywood. He’s also racist, and while his actual talents are few and far between, I have to hand it to him for his ability to combine the two so seamlessly. Donald also took a shot at Brad Pitt calling him a “little wise guy” over his Oscars acceptance speech, disrespecting both Joe Pesci and Yoda in the process.