Category: Prince Harry
Prince Harry Paid Tribute To THE QUEEN In A Statement After Reuniting With Prince William For A Walkaround Outside Of Windsor Castle
Today, as the world’s most famous gran, THE QUEEN, is prepared to be laid to rest, her immediate family continue to be stiff weirdos about the whole thing so don’t expect any of them to make a scene (on purpose). All “scenes” have been carefully orchestrated and painstakingly choreographed from the costumes to the statements all the way down to the body language of THE QUEEN’s grandsons, the heir and the spare, Prince William and Prince Harry. Over the weekend, the two princes put the Spin in the Spin Doctors when they appeared side-by-side for the first time in public since Harry and his wife Meghan Markle stopped attending family functions due to security concerns, which is understandable if you are in the mafia, even a very genteel one.
King Charles III Gave His First Speech As Monarch
In case you spent your day yesterday under a rock without any Wi-Fi or worms in sight (because even worms know this news), THE QUEEN died at 96 after a 70-year reign. That meant that the royal formerly known as Prince Charles became the second-most famous King Charles (after the King Charles Cavalier). And today, King Charles gave his first speech to the country, and sadly during his pre-recorded address, he didn’t announce that he’s giving up the throne and passing it to England’s Finest Rose Jodie Marsh! No, but Charles did mourn his mother and said that Prince William and Duchess Kate will now be the Prince and Princess of Wales.
Buckingham Palace Announces That THE QUEEN’S Doctors Are “Concerned For Her Health,” And Members Of The Royal Family Are On Their Way To Be With Her (UPDATE)
Buckingham Palace announced that THE QUEEN, Britain’s longest-reigning monarch, has died at 96.
The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon.
The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/VfxpXro22W
— The Royal Family (@RoyalFamily) September 8, 2022
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Buckingham Palace announced this morning that THE QUEEN is currently under medical supervision at Balmoral estate in Scotland. THE QUEEN is 96 and she’s become a part-time monarch because of her health woes and has had to miss events. So this news seemed serious but not surprising. But then we heard that her family, including her children and grandchildren, are either with her at Balmoral or on their way. So now it seems like things are reaching Operation London Bridge-levels of serious.
Meghan Markle Talked To The Cut About Palm Trees, Her Instagram Return, And Prince Harry’s Relationship With Prince Charles
The offices of every British tabloid are probably blasting The Benny Hill Show theme song as they all furiously type and run around without heads while trying to churn out a minimum of 10,000 hate articles on Meghan Markle’s new interview with The Cut. Meghan talked with Allison P. Davis for The Cut to promote her Spotify podcast Archetypes. And during their interview, Meghan did talk about her podcast a bit, but she also dragged The Firm’s archaic ways some more and briefly got into Prince Harry’s strained relationship with Prince Charles and how Harry told her that he “lost” his dad after leaving senior royal life Well, if Harry and Meghan were hoping to have another 15-minute visit with THE QUEEN when they drop into England next month, they better be prepared for her lady-in-waiting to tell them, “Oh, I’m sorry, THE QUEEN can’t make it, she had to wash her Corgi’s hair at the last minute.”
Prince Harry’s Memoir May Get Pushed Back To 2023 Over Concerns About “Truth Bombs”
Last summer Prince Harry revealed he was writing his memoirs and had signed a $20 million deal with Random House. This is the announcement that allegedly shooketh uppeth the royal family. At the time, word was the book was supposed to come out in summer 2022, aka now. Then it was set to be released in late 2022, just in time for holiday shoppers. But Harry’s book still isn’t available online for pre-sales. This week, publishing sources told Page Six that the memoir might get delayed until 2023 because the prince “has some truth bombs in his book that he is debating on whether to include or not.” If recent reports are true, one of those bombs could be the identity of the royal who made racist comments about Harry and Meghan Markle’s baby. Spoiler alert: it’s allegedly Duchess Camilla.
The Upcoming Book About Meghan Markle And Prince Harry’s “Revenge” Claims Duchess Camilla Is The One Who Initiated “That Conversation” About Baby Archie
The author of the EXPLOSIVE tell-all some-carefully-selected-click-baity-headlines book, Revenge: Meghan, Harry and the War Between the Windsors, thinks he’s cracked the scandal of the century wide open by revealing that Duchess Camilla is the an allegedly racist member of the Royal Family who expressed concerns that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s then unborn son Archie might not be able to pass a paper bag test. More specifically, the author, Tom Bower, reports that Camilla asked Harry “Wouldn’t it be funny if your child had ginger Afro hair?” and that Harry initially laughed but that “subsequently, Meghan’s reaction to that conversation turned Harry’s amusement into fury.”