Category: Original Fergie
A Former Aide Has Accused Prince Andrew Of Once Using The N-Word
On Saturday night, the BBC aired their exclusive interview with Prince Andrew, and the only thing he really proved is that he could easily make the move from Prince to fantasy author. Because there was no end to the wildly creative excuses for why he should be excluded from the allegations surrounding the late Jeffrey Epstein and his sex trafficking side-project.
Andy is delusional, so it shouldn’t be a shock that The Sun is reporting that he thinks his interview was a conscience-clearing success.
Fergie Says She’s Had A Lot Of Work Done On Her Face
I’m not sure what’s official royal protocol when it comes to nips, tucks, and Botox (at the very least, I know they’re not supposed to talk about it). But since Sarah, Duchess of York, isn’t technically part of the royal family any more, it looks like she’s free to discuss how many times her face has been flipped and rotated in the name of fighting time.
Fergie Implied That She’s Standing By Prince Andrew
Sarah Ferguson, the Former Duchess of York, has been divorced from Prince Andrew since 1996. But I’m just learning that apparently there’s no expiration date on standing by your man – even if he hasn’t been your man in 23 years. And even if said man is allegedly a teen-chasing creep. Fergie was recently asked about the situation with Prince Andrew, and while she didn’t have a ton to say, she did make it seem as though she’s willing to go down with the gross ship.
Princess Beatrice Is Getting Married
Well it looks like Queen Elizabeth’s damage control fixers and public relations specialists are getting a much-needed break this week. Because for the first time in a long time, members of the Royal Family have made the news in a way that doesn’t have The Queen reaching for a cold glass of gin and some Tylenol. First there was Baby Archie, making his official royal baby family tour debut with his parents in South Africa, and he didn’t spit up or shit his pants or smash a cupcake into a peasant’s face. And today, we’ve got the news that Princess Beatrice is “so excited” to announce that she’s gotten engaged to her rich property tycoon boyfriend Edoardo Mapeli Mozzi.
Prince Andrew Is Having A Grand Old Time In Spain As Evidence Of An Epstein Mansion Foot Massage Comes Out
After trying to use his own mother THE QUEEN as a human shield (granted her hats do make for an effective barrier), Prince Andrew has enlisted the help of another woman in his life to make it seem like everything is very normal and fine. Timed oh-so conveniently with the release of a 2013 email which places Andrew in his pal (and current corpse) Jeffrey Epstein‘s Manhattan mansion getting a foot massage by two “young well-dressed Russian women”, Andrew flew the coop with his ex-wife, Original Fergie, and (private) jetted off on a golfing holiday in southern Spain, where the only thing that’s appalling is his par. Well, that and the way his nipples show through his polo shirts.
Fergie Was “Mother Of The Bride, By Way Of Hogwarts” At Princess Eugenie’s Wedding
Princess Beatrice stole the show, fashion-wise, at Duchess Kate and Prince William’s wedding back in 2011 when she showed up wearing a hat that looked like one of The Queen’s more decorative toilet seat covers. There must be something in Bea’s DNA that inspires some truly wonky formal hat choices. Because Fergie did not disappoint in the hat department on the wedding day of her daughter Princess Eugenie today.