Category: This Is Not Good

Virgina Giuffre Told Her Side of The Story To The BBC

December 3, 2019 / Posted by:

As expected, Virginia Giuffre’s interview with BBC Panorama aired last night in the UK. And it provided us with many counterpoints to all of Prince Andrew’s ridiculous claims and excuses from his interview with the BBC last month (an interview that acted as his unofficial resignation letter from public life). Virginia called BS on many of Andrew’s claims. Like the one in which Andrew claimed his sweat glands were on hiatus in the early 2000s.

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Luc Besson Is Facing A 10-Month Suspended Prison Sentence For Illegally Firing His Assistant

November 29, 2019 / Posted by:

According to Variety, French director Luc Besson could be hit with a 10-month suspended prison sentence. In a strange turn of events, it’s not because a jury found him guilty of being a creep (besides, the court of public opinion already sort of decided that). Luc is in trouble after firing his assistant while she was on leave for a medical issue. I guess you could just call him Luc: The Unprofessional.

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Hunter Biden Once Got In Trouble For Smoking Something Suspicious In A Strip Club VIP Room

November 27, 2019 / Posted by:

If every movie and TV show about strip clubs have taught me anything about the VIP room, it’s that some crazy shit can happen in there if you have enough money. Hunter Biden is both rich and powerful thanks to his dad, so there’s a good chance that Hunter is going to make it rain in the VIP room. But according to Page Six, there was also the chance Hunter could literally make it rain. As in, Hunter might trip the fire alarm’s sprinkler system after allegedly getting his smoke on. And in a very on-brand move for Hunter, what he was allegedly smoking was possibly crack.

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A Former Aide Has Accused Prince Andrew Of Once Using The N-Word

November 18, 2019 / Posted by:

On Saturday night, the BBC aired their exclusive interview with Prince Andrew, and the only thing he really proved is that he could easily make the move from Prince to fantasy author. Because there was no end to the wildly creative excuses for why he should be excluded from the allegations surrounding the late Jeffrey Epstein and his sex trafficking side-project.

Andy is delusional, so it shouldn’t be a shock that The Sun is reporting that he thinks his interview was a conscience-clearing success.

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Hayden Panettiere Is Back With Brian Hickerson

November 6, 2019 / Posted by:

In a perfect world, I might be writing that Hayden Panettiere is now dating Hayden Christensen, that they bonded over having the kind of last names that are just glitchy enough that they make a person double-check on the spelling when they type it out, and that their celebrity couple name is Hayden². In the real world, I’m writing that Hayden Panettiere has been seen with her abusive ex Brian Hickerson again. So basically, the update is bad.

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