Archie Got Put To Work During His Parent’s Tour In South Africa Today

September 25, 2019 / Posted by:

As the peasants of England storm Buckingham Palace and burn that bitch down over Duchess Meghan shaming an entire nation by wearing some Miller’s Outpost shit during her royal tour in South Africa, Meghan laughed away without a care in the world, but didn’t say, “Let them eat cake!”, even though she was sitting in front of a bunch of cakes! Cruel.

Today is day three of Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan’s ten-day tour through Africa, and it brought out the seventh in line to the throne who has spent the last two days recovering from the trauma of flying commercial (his parents should face severe child abuse charges for that honestly! But when he goes back home, he can look at Prince George like, “Well, at least I didn’t fly fucking FlyBe!“). But Baby Master Archie is fully refreshed and reported for work today by meeting with anti-apartheid activist and Nobel Peace Prize winner Archbishop Desmond Tutu and his daughter, Thandeka Tutu-Gxashe.

People says that 5-month-old Archie and his handlers met up with Desmond Tutu at his foundation in Cape Town, and they should’ve spent the entire visit discussing important issues, but instead they slobbered over the baby.

During the meeting, the royal couple had a lively laughter-filled chat with Archbishop Tutu and Thandeka, where Harry revealed that Archie “constantly wants to stand.”

Meghan added, “He’s an old soul!”

“I think he is used to it already,” Harry said of his son.

Thandeka then joked to the baby, “You like me, don’t you? You like the ladies better, don’t you? He’s going to be a ladies’ man.”

Okay, maybe Archie deserved the gushing, because he did his job well and did it without sending a peasant to the gallows. I mean, he let a camera person shoot his full face from the front. Braver than me!

Archbishop Tutu made sure to bestow gifts upon Archie, who is giving me full House of Windsor in the face. Archie was given pictures of his late memaw Princess Diana and children’s books written by Archbishop Tutu. After the visit, PHG and Meghan’s Instagram page shared this photo of Archie kissing Archie:

Never mind that Meghan called Archie OLD and Thandeka already declared him a 100% heterosexual when he’s 0 years old, I’m more disturbed and offended by the fact that in these pictures everyone is cheesing over a baby and paying no attention to those delicious cakes over there. Whatever happened to priorities?!

Pics:, Backgrid

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