Night Crumbs
The bloomers of Prince Andrew are reportedly filling with caca royale over the shady death of his old pedo pal Jeffrey Epstein. Prince Andrew knows that his name is going to come up more and more in the weeks ahead (except for at The Sun since they’re busy writing an exposé on how Duchess Meghan is single-buttedly bleeding taxpayers dry by using two pieces of toilet paper instead of one to wipe). Sarah Ferguson knows that Prince Andrew is shitting himself and took him on a holiday to Malaga to show that she’s standing by him, and also so he can shit in his Speedo while relaxing on the beach, I guess? In other words, beachgoers of Malaga, stay out of the water at all costs! That’s not some slimier-than-usual rotten seaweed floating over there – Lainey Gossip
Why do I have a feeling that Kiefer Sutherland was pushed down those bus steps? And why do I also have a feeling that a Christmas tree did it? Bitch finally got revenge! – SOW
The look IS Lil Nas X on the cover of Time Magazine dressed like Frederica Wilson at a casual Red Hat Society luncheon – Towleroad
Here’s Robyn putting her Robyn spin on the demo for Brit Brit Spears’ Piece of Me – OMG Blog
Am I stoned (yes) or does the rock that Vanessa Hudgens is sitting on look the like the profile of Falkor from The Neverending Story? – Drunken Stepfather
The top of Mandy Moore’s dress looks like a thing of window shade swatches – Popholic
Kelly Ripa, who will “clap back” at a trick who talks about her body, talked about her daughter’s body – Celebitchy
No wonder Leonardo DiCatchAHo only wanted a one-night thing with Whitney Port. She was 24 at the time so practically hitting her put out to pasture years – Just Jared
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