Pour one out for Fran Drescher because if anybody’s legacy is going to be tarnished by the Don’t Worry Darling Disaster of 2022, it’s Fran who has lost the distinction of being the most loquacious professional child care provider of the modern era. Even worse, nowadays, when someone mentions “the nanny” in passing, they’re gonna have to be more specific- like are we walking about the show or Olivia Wilde and Jason Sedeikis’ nanny because either way, yeah, quite a mouth on her, eh? The Daily Mail published a third installment of their What Me Worry? interview with No, Not That The Nanny, who now claims that Florence Pugh hooked up with Harry Styles before Olivia did, and that is what really drove a wedge between Miss Flo and Miss Oh?. Mr. Him? could not be reached for comment.
Correction, neither Messrs. Him? Could be reached for comment. You see, unfortunately, Zach Braff has entered the chat. In better news, Mr. Good Boi, AKA Gordon the Golden, has been accounted for and even has his own Instagram page. And Olivia’s off the hook with the rescue organization she got him from, who say Gordon was responsibly re-homed. Which is good news for Harry because I have a feeling he’s next. Page Six reports:
It’s the one question on everyone’s lips: why did Florence Pugh exactly fall out with Olivia Wilde?
Well, Wilde’s former nanny has alleged that Pugh, in fact, had a fling with Harry Styles before Wilde started dating him.
The nanny — named as Erika Genaro by TMZ and confirmed by sources to Page Six — made the claims in a blockbuster interview with the Daily Mail this week.
In a video posted online, Genaro claimed that Sudeikis told her that “Flo was fucking Harry and she had a boyfriend.” Pugh split with longtime love Zach Braff earlier this year.
This is all so unfair to Florence. She spent four years complaining that everybody was all up in her business about dating an older man, and the minute she hops on a Millennial cusp dick, this is how she’s repaid? We first heard reports of a possible clash between Flo and Olivia in July of this year. And just a month later, Flo announced that she and Zack had called it quits “earlier this year.” The nanny claims that as soon as filming began, Olivia complained to Jason about Flo’s business before turning around and making Harry’s business and her own business kiss. I guess we now know why Olivia spent so much time kissing Miss Flo’s ass in her Elle magazine spread. DM reports:
Speaking in an exclusive interview with DailyMail.com, Wilde’s former nanny said she had alerted the British actress to Wilde’s complaints about the relationship with Styles before the premiere of the film, adding:
‘Olivia told Jason a couple of weeks after Harry started [on set] that Flo was fucking Harry and she had a boyfriend but was fucking Harry.
‘Then Olivia started seeing Harry herself. It was all very quick. A lot of people don’t know that.’
The nanny, who was NOT paid for her interview, told DailyMail.com that the seemingly jealous Wilde was ‘giddy’ around her British leading man on set in October 2020, saying: ‘The first time I noticed anything was when I took her daughter out to be in the movie.
‘Olivia was acting giddy and she was putting her face in her hands and saying she couldn’t believe he was so young.
‘I didn’t know who Harry Styles was at the time, and I thought ‘wow, I’ve never seen her like that’.
It sounds like the nanny had a good thing going not knowing who Harry Styles was, but now she has no one to blame but herself. As for the only true innocent in this sordid saga besides Gemma Chan, Gordy the Golden is now living in Bushwick and still has no idea who Harry Styles is, so he’s the real MVP. You can call Olivia Miss Oh? but don’t you dare call her a neglectful pet parent! Turns out she didn’t get rid of Gordon because she wanted to spend more time with Harry. It’s because Gordy has issues with toddlers and didn’t want to hang around with Harry. According to Page Six:
Amid bombshell claims from the actress’ former nanny, Maeday Rescue took to Instagram Friday to explain the “Don’t Worry Darling” director’s decision to “re-home Gordy.”
They called Wilde, 38, a “huge animal rescue advocate” and “responsible pet owner” who acted “out of compassion and love for him.”
Wilde “adopted” one of the four dogs “at 2 months old” and gave him “much love,” “training” and “travel adventures.”
However, per the rescue center, the actress “realized that Gordy didn’t love the travel life and wasn’t happy around toddlers.”
“Olivia called Maeday to discuss” the situation, and “after much thought and consideration,” all parties involved felt that giving the hound to the New York dog walker would be in “Gordy’s best interest.”
“We felt like we should share this because we hate that the media is painting a Maeday adopter in a bad light,” the organization explained without further elaboration.
Here’s Gordy living his best life in Bushwick, where everybody knows who Harry Styles is, but nobody cares.
Oh, Gordy, not you too! Typical bi-coastal Hollywood hipster. SMH.
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