Florence Pugh Stepped Out On Valentine’s Day With A Man Named Gooch
Well, now this is just unfortunate. As we know, Florence Pugh values her privacy above all else, especially when it comes to who she is, and is not, fucking. Having risen above the Don’t Worry Darling drama of last year, and with Oppenheimer and Dune: Part 2 under her belt, she probably thought she could date whomever, and we’d be more chill. So what does Miss Flo* go and do? Well, according to Page Six, she goes and steps out with a “normie who she went to school with.” Which would be fine except this dude happens to be named Charlie Gooch. GOOOOCH. Together they are THE GOOCH & LE PUGH. (Zach) Braff X Pugh was bad enough. This is worse.
It’s like, is she trying to make life difficult for us by dating the most random randos on the planet so that she can chastise us for having a little laugh about it? If so, well played. Goofy red hat’s off to you, m’lady. Page Six reports:
Photos obtained by Page Six show the Oscar nominee, who split from her longtime boyfriend Zach Braff last year, smoking a cigarette and drinking a glass of wine with her rumored new beau.
Gooch, who was identified by celebrity gossip account DeuxMoi, was first photographed with Pugh in December when they partied the night away after the British Fashion Awards.
The pair were smiling on their latest outing in London Tuesday, as they cozied up outside a quaint garden pub.
Here’s The Gooch & Le Pugh out on the town. And I know, without her even having to tell me, that I can keep my thoughts about the Foodgod vibes I’m getting off The Gooch — TO MYSELF!
Please, let us all reserve our judgments for the privacy of our therapist’s office and strive to be like sister girl in the turban (slide 5) and mind our own damn business. If Britain’s answer to Sally Jessy Raphael can keep it moving, so shall we.
*Look, I’m happy for us all to leave the DWD drama in the past, but with all due respect, I’m afraid “Miss Flo” is here to stay.
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