The clurb is a dangerous place. You can fall in love in the club. You can get alcohol poisoning in the club. You can get jumped in the club. Lots to avoid! But those banging beats! They keep the people coming back. People, being rapper Nelly, who was out and about at a Miami clurb when someone decided to chuck something at him from the balcony above. Does Madonna have an alibi?! And Nelly responded by running at his fans (yes, he has fans, still!).
Nelly has been trending since yesterday because he accidentally posted a video of himself getting a blowjob to his Instagram Stories. As far as Nelly News® goes, this is an improvement over all those sexual assault allegations. But not by much, since it’s just his dick in the video, and the woman’s face is on full display. To quote Nelly’s comment on Madonna’s scantily-clad Instagram photo from just last week: “Some things should be covered up!” Continue reading
Singularly-named rapper Nelly decided recently that it was his right – nay, duty – to comment on a recent Instagram picture posted by the eponymous queen of pop Madonna. But as Nelly discovered, he gained a sudden burst of relevancy in 2022 for all the wrong reasons. People didn’t take too kindly to Nelly suddenly pulling some pearl-clutching judgment on Madonna.
In all fairness when I’m hungry I don’t think to myself, “I wonder what kind of fast food items celebrities like to order?” Because I don’t care. Give me the cheapest thing on the menu and let me make it home before the bubble guts claim my existence. However, McDonald’s started the trend when they introduced a line of celebrity meals featuring musical acts like BTS, Saweetie, and Kylie Jenner’s favorite sperm donor Travis Scott. Now Burger King has decided to enter the ring with their own line of celebrity meals, and by “celebrities” I mean a few B-listers who are smart enough to not turn down a husky check from Burger King.
The Cast Of The 29th Season Of “Dancing With The Stars” Has Been Announced, And Yes, Carole Baskin Is In It
Dancing With The Stars officially announced the cast of its 29th season on Good Morning America today. We already heard that tiger savior and possible husband murderer Carole Baskin and Anne Heche were going to risk breaking their bones for a check, and joining them and the rest of the cast will be Nev Schulman of MTV’s Catfish and Jesse Metcalf, the big-tittied gardener from Desperate Housewives.
The new season starts on September 14th and if the promos are any indication this cast reveal doesn’t even matter because this show is going to be all about new host and executive producer, Tyra Banks. Well, we’ve known for quite some time that much like the Borg, Tyra likes to insert herself places and take the fuck over.
Nelly used to be the Band-Aid enthusiast who gave instructions on the best way to deal with a sudden rise in indoor temperature (1. Take off all your clothes). Lately he’s been known more as someone who has been racking up sexual assault allegations. A few weeks ago, Nelly was accused for a second and third time of sexual assault by two women in the UK, known only as Jane Doe 1 and Jane Doe 2. One of those allegations caught the attention of the police, and now Nelly is under a criminal investigation.