Category: Nelly

What Year Is It Again? Fans Think Nelly And Ashanti May Have Rekindled Their Relationship

April 25, 2023 / Posted by:

Grab your ornamental face Band-aids and/or your best sparkly going-out top with a wide-ass belt; because Nelly and Ashanti might be providing us with the early aughts nostalgia we didn’t know we needed by getting back together! Fans think the two may have pulled a “Bennifer 2.0” after they were seen arriving and sitting together at a boxing match and holding hands as they left, 20 years after they’d first started dating before being on and off for over a decade and then breaking up for good in 2013.

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Nelly Charged Toward Fans After Getting Hit In The Head With Something

April 13, 2022 / Posted by:

The clurb is a dangerous place. You can fall in love in the club. You can get alcohol poisoning in the club. You can get jumped in the club. Lots to avoid! But those banging beats! They keep the people coming back. People, being rapper Nelly, who was out and about at a Miami clurb when someone decided to chuck something at him from the balcony above. Does Madonna have an alibi?! And Nelly responded by running at his fans (yes, he has fans, still!).

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Nelly Is Sorry For A Beej Video That Was Posted To His Instagram Account

February 9, 2022 / Posted by:

Nelly has been trending since yesterday because he accidentally posted a video of himself getting a blowjob to his Instagram Stories. As far as Nelly News® goes, this is an improvement over all those sexual assault allegations. But not by much, since it’s just his dick in the video, and the woman’s face is on full display. To quote Nelly’s comment on Madonna’s scantily-clad Instagram photo from just last week: “Some things should be covered up!” Continue reading


Nelly Caught Some Heat For Saying Madonna Needs To Cover Up

February 1, 2022 / Posted by:

Singularly-named rapper Nelly decided recently that it was his right – nay, duty – to comment on a recent Instagram picture posted by the eponymous queen of pop Madonna. But as Nelly discovered, he gained a sudden burst of relevancy in 2022 for all the wrong reasons. People didn’t take too kindly to Nelly suddenly pulling some pearl-clutching judgment on Madonna.

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Open Post: Hosted By Burger King Copying The “Celebrity Meals” Of McDonald’s

September 12, 2021 / Posted by:

In all fairness when I’m hungry I don’t think to myself, “I wonder what kind of fast food items celebrities like to order?” Because I don’t care. Give me the cheapest thing on the menu and let me make it home before the bubble guts claim my existence. However, McDonald’s started the trend when they introduced a line of celebrity meals featuring musical acts like BTS, Saweetie, and Kylie Jenner’s favorite sperm donor Travis Scott. Now Burger King has decided to enter the ring with their own line of celebrity meals, and by “celebrities” I mean a few B-listers who are smart enough to not turn down a husky check from Burger King.

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The Cast Of The 29th Season Of “Dancing With The Stars” Has Been Announced, And Yes, Carole Baskin Is In It 

September 2, 2020 / Posted by:

Dancing With The Stars officially announced the cast of its 29th season on Good Morning America today. We already heard that tiger savior and possible husband murderer Carole Baskin and Anne Heche were going to risk breaking their bones for a check, and joining them and the rest of the cast will be Nev Schulman of MTV’s Catfish and Jesse Metcalf, the big-tittied gardener from Desperate Housewives.

The new season starts on September 14th and if the promos are any indication this cast reveal doesn’t even matter because this show is going to be all about new host and executive producer, Tyra Banks. Well, we’ve known for quite some time that much like the Borg, Tyra likes to insert herself places and take the fuck over.

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