Category: Mossimo Giannulli
Mossimo Giannulli Is Out Of Solitary Confinement
Mossimo Giannulli has been serving his five-month prison sentence since November and has hated it. And he’s been in isolation over some COVID-19 concerns and recently tried to use his solitary confinement as an excuse to get out of the rest of his time in the clink. He asked to serve home confinement and gave a real sob story about his Shawshank Redemption-ass living accommodations. My guess was that he was just jealous his wife, Lori Loughlin, was already out of prison and living the life in their downsized mansion. The government decided to fuck with Mossimo some more and so now he’s been released from solitary and prosecutors also detailed his time there and it sounds like a cakewalk.
Mossimo Giannulli Wants To Serve The Rest Of His Prison Sentence In Home Confinement
57-year-old Mossimo Giannulli is currently serving five months in prison for his role in the College Admissions scandal. The Bonnie to his Clyde, 56-year-old Lori Loughlin has already been released and is probably helping Olivia Jade with her next YouTube masterpiece right now. Mossimo has reportedly been in solitary confinement because of COVID-19 concerns. Well, he’s leaning in, honey! I guess being in his own special cell away from the other inmates isn’t enough for Mossimo, because now he’s asking to be in his own building, miles upon miles away. Specifically, he wants to serve the rest of his sentence at his mansion because solitary is too, too much for him. While Mossimo calls being away from people HELL, I call it Heaven!
Olivia Jade Is Planning A YouTube Comeback
21-year-old Olivia Jade is up to her old tricks again. No, not faking some rowing pictures to get into college. I’m talking about YouTube! The daughter of convicted felons, 56-year-old Lori Loughlin and 57-year-old Mossimo Giannulli, asked her TikTok fans whether or not she should return to YouTube and guess what happened? They said yes! Yay! Maybe she’ll actually say something this time?!
Aunt Becky Is Out Of The Clink After Serving Nearly Two Months
If you live around Dublin, CA, you probably woke up this morning to the sound of Survivor by Destiny’s Child blasting loudly, and oh, it was just Lori Loughlin strutting out of prison after surviving almost two hard months of not cleaning her delicate ass on a bidet and sleeping on sheets less than a 1000 thread count. My thoughts and prayers are with the housekeepers at Lori’s downgraded mansion because they probably have to witness the sight of her slobbering on her luxurious bedsheets and lovingly humping on her bidet after being reunited with them.
TMZ says that Lori was released from Federal Correctional Institution, Dublin (FCI Dublin) this morning, and I’m sure she was expecting a mob of paparazzi welcoming her back into the spotlight. But sorry, Aunt Becky, we’re all busy with dragging a different insufferable rich white woman of privilege who faked shit.
Mossimo Giannulli Is Now In Protective COVID-Related Custody In Prison
Straight from the files of Adding Insult to Injury, Mossimo Giannulli and his perpetual deer-in-the-headlights-and-resigned-to-roadkill lewk are now sequestered in protective isolation due to COVID-19 concerns, as he completes his five-month sentence for his part in the College Admissions scandal. The aftermath of that what-the-fuck-were-you-thinking crash in judgment seems to be dragging out longer than it takes to get a bachelor’s degree, and in the end, all anyone is going to do is try to brand and rebrand themselves on social media anyway, so just save your money, everyone.
Mossimo and his wife, Lori Loughlin, finally agreed to a plea deal after months of stubbornly clinging to their innocence, which wasn’t working out too well. Lori is currently serving a two-month sentence at a separate facility, and everyone seems to be on the same page that our generation’s Bonnie and Clyde, The Rowing Years should never have been unwittingly crowdfunded by janky fashion shoppers and Hallmark watchers.
Olivia Jade Is Going To Be On Jada Pinkett Smith’s “Red Table Talk”
With both of her parents currently incarcerated for their starring roles in Operation Varsity Blues, Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli‘s daughter Olivia Jade has been, on occasion, attending various parties around L.A. And one of the benefits of kicking it with the Kardashians is the connections one makes. For Olivia Jade, that means running in the same circles as Jaden and Willow Smith (who else do you think introduced her to the concept of “white privilege“), which she’s parlayed into a seat at Jada Pinkett Smith’s infamous Red Table of Truth. That is if you can believe a word that comes out of her mouth. Otherwise, it’s just a red table in a Facebook studio made to look like a kitchen the Pinkett Smith’s might have if they were poor.