Olivia Jade Is Back On YouTube To Tell You She Can’t Tell You Anything
While mama Lori Loughlin is somewhere with her lawyer running mock trials like she’s getting filleted by a sober and angry Annalise Keating, her daughter Olivia Jade is making her comeback on YouTube. After 9 months (her words, I’m for sure not counting) Olivia posted a new YouTube video titled: “hi again.” And while the video has now racked up like 1.3 million views, she says absolutely nothing of value and is getting lots of attention for it. Which I feel like is very on-brand for her.
Olivia Jade and her sister Isabella Giannulli both really needed to get into USC for whatever reason. And so, the government alleges, that Lori and her husband, Mossimo Giannulli, went ahead and spent half a million dollars on getting these two girls into the school of their dreams where they could party and join sororities and… maybe learn something, I guess? How to row?
Lori and Mossimo are now awaiting trial for bribery and money laundering charges which they could go to jail for quite some time for. Unlike Felicity Huffman who took a plea deal and has already served her prison time. So a lot going on in Olivia’s family right now.
Olivia’s been out of the spotlight (ish) since the shit hit the fan but we knew she wanted to rebuild her “brand.” People reports that yesterday, Olivia posted to her YouTube page a new 2-minute video where she says she can’t say anything about what’s going on for “legal” reasons which, duh. But she spit out a word salad about why she can’t talk about what brought her YouTube empire down.
“It’s really hard for me to say this, just because I know that it’s something that needs to be addressed it’s just unfortunately–which is also why I didn’t know exactly when I should come back to YouTube, um–but the reason for that is just ’cause I’m legally not allowed to speak on anything going on right now.”
Here’s another gem:
“I want to come back because I want to come back.”
Olivia said she wants to move on (even though her mom hasn’t been sentenced yet) and doesn’t want to sound selfish. This girl? Selfish? I mean… perish the thought:
“This is the best I can do and I want to move on with my life… It’s so hard because I’m not trying to make this about me or how I’ve been because that’s not the point of this.”
Then what is the point, Olivia? What is the point of all this? To say you’re back? I will say this, kudos to Olivia for leaving the comments open so people can roast her. Here’s some of my faves:
“If you wanna care and move on then start a fund to get under privilege children the opportunity to attend a college they cant afford because their rich parents didn’t buy it for them.”
“So I wasted 2 minutes listening to a woman pretend to basically act sincere and apologetic. LOL what am I doing with my life.”
“What happened to flipping everyone off on Instagram? Foh.”
“Shouldn’t she be practicing with that rowing machine?”
Welcome back Olivia! Here’s OJ wasting 2 minutes of your life:
Pic: YouTube