Category: Mossimo Giannulli
Mossimo Giannulli Has Reinvented His Look For Prison
Mossimo Giannulli is just days away from checking into prison to serve out his five-month sentence for his role in the college admission scandal, which involved bribery, scheming, and intimidating high school guidance counselors like a Target-rich Tony Soprano. It was rumored that Mossimo and his wife Lori Loughlin were terrified of prison, and were doing everything they could do prepare. For example, Lori reportedly wanted to jack up her immune system so she didn’t get sick on the inside. TMZ has posted some recent pictures of Mossimo, and it looks like his plan might have been simply to just look as jacked as possible.
Lori Loughlin Will Be Out Of Prison On Christmas Day
There’s some more “Woe is me,” news coming from “sources close to Lori Loughlin.” They’ve really been working hard to make us feel an iota of sympathy for her. Lori and her husband Mossimo Giannulli were sentenced to prison for their roles in the College Admissions Scandal. She started her two-month sentence on October 30 and he’ll begin his five-month sentence after she’s done. Lori was apparently a “wreck” after barely a week, so she’s gonna have a long two-months and so far sources tell InTouch she’s “struggling.” But luckily for her, Lori will be home for Christmas.
Sources Claim Lori Loughlin Is A “Wreck” In Prison
Lori Loughlin started her prison sentence at the end of October and spent her Halloween in the scariest place of all for her: a low-security prison for non-violent offenders. Spoooooky! It’s been less than a week but sources tell Us Weekly that Lori is already a “wreck.” But this is the person who thinks a $9.5 million manse is “downsizing,” so… are we surprised she’s struggling. She’s not prison-tough like Felicity Huffman.
Lori Loughlin Will Serve Her Sentence At A Prison That Offers Pilates, Yoga, And Origami Classes
Welp, Lori Loughlin, and Mossimo Giannulli are about to make Felicity Huffman‘s 11 days in prison look like Guantanamo. Page Six claims that the prisons that Lori and Mossimo will serve their sentences at are pretty “cushy.” This isn’t some 60 Days In shit! I mean, they teach pilates there, but I’m sure Lori will scream, “NO SOULCYCLE STUDIO?! Ugh, just send me to Death Row while you’re at it!”
The Thought Of Spending The Holidays In Jail Is Reportedly Messing With Lori Loughlin’s Head
A couple of weeks ago we heard how Lori Loughlin, terrified of catching coronavirus, has been preparing her mind and body to serve her 2-month prison sentence for paying $500,000 in bribes, along with her husband Mossimo Giannulli, to get their daughters Olivia Jade and Bella Giannulli into USC as crew recruits knowing damn well the only boat those girls have ever been on was a rich man’s yacht. And now, even while most of California is still under coronavirus lockdown, the Loughlin Family Pity Party rages on. Somehow, from within the confines of her humble Hidden Hills abode, Lori has managed to invite the world into her home to enjoy some light refreshments as she regales her guests with tales of angst and emotional turmoil over the thought of spending Christmas in the clink. If ever there was a time to cut the power and issue a citation, it’s now!
Lori Loughlin Is Supposedly Beefing Up Her Immune System In Preparation For Her Prison Stint
In any other year, Lori Loughlin’s worst prison fear might be the thought of trading in her off-white cashmere sweaters for a shapeless prison-issued poly-blend jumpsuit. But the bad news for Aunt Becky is that she and her husband Mossimo Giannulli dragged out accepting responsibility for their role in the college admissions scandal, that by the time they accepted a plea deal and were sentenced, they found themselves smack dab in the middle of the COVID-19 pandemic. Lori and Mossimo are reportedly really scared of going to prison, especially since prisons are a major source of coronavirus transmission. So knowing what she’s about to walk in to, Lori has reportedly been trying to get as healthy as possible.