Category: Mila Kunis
Jason Momoa Gets Into The Bathing Debate And Lets Everyone Know That He Showers
Time for another episode of DO! THEY! SHOWERRRRRRRR! Thanks to the attention-seeking antics of Dax Shepard, Kristen Bell, Ashton Kutcher, and Mila Kunis, celebrities have managed to snatch a free fifteen seconds of attention by discussing their bathing habits. Dax had Mila and Ashton on his podcast, Armchair Expert, and they talked about not fully washing themselves or their children every day. Then Kristen and Dax were on The View, and since over-sharing is their brand, they continued the snowball effect by talking about how they wait until their kids smell to bathe them.
Then Jake Gyllenhaal ruined my day by revealing he was Team Stanky Perineum and also took bathing as a light suggestion. Thankfully hotties like Dwayne Johnson and Chris Evans made clear they in fact did shower. Add another to Team Bathing Beauties because Jason Momoa has entered the chat. Aquaman himself said that of course he showers–he’s the hero of the water!
The Rock Would Like You To Know That He Isn’t One Of Those Celebrities Who Don’t Shower That Much
I don’t know how in armpit jelly HELL we got here, but here we are again. Actually, I do know how we got here. We owe it all to Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher. Here I was thinking that the worst thing they contributed to society was their ear-and-nerves-destroying Cheetos commercial, but no! Mila and Ashton got the stank ball rolling by admitting that they don’t really lather up their bodies regularly and instead give themselves a whore bath. Then we heard from other celebrities who said that they don’t shower that much either. But Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has popped up to say that the answer to the question, “Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?”, isn’t, “Yup, smells like aged crotch cheese and hot onions.” Because The Rock says he bathes daily. In fact, he bathes three times a day. Yup, these celebrities either shower too little or too much. Can they do anything right?!
Ashton Kutcher And Mila Kunis Show Off Their “Sustainable Farmhouse” In Architectural Digest
Everybody knows how chill and normal Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are, it’s really so obvious. From their vow to not give their kids trust funds, to their fun and breezy way of dealing with the tabloids, these two are worlds apart from your typical, shallow Hollywood elite. In fact, Ashton and Mila are so down to earth that instead of buying a tacky, oversized soulless mansion, they built their own tacky, oversized soulless “sustainable farmhouse” complete with an “entertainment barn” designed specifically to house their enormous crystal chandelier. #goals for sure, but also #relatable since there’s nothing stopping you from calling your George Foreman Grill a “freestanding barbecue pavilion.” You’re just not going to get the cover of Architectural Digest.
After Meeting Ukrainian President, Ashton Kutcher Suggests Impeaching Donald Trump
TooFab says that Ashton Kutcher may save democracy. How many times have we made this joke about celebrities at this point? Can one of them actually do it? Please?! PLEASE!
Ashton is throwing his hat into the ring in terms of impeaching Reality Show President Donald Trump, as Ashton calls on him to be removed from office following a meeting with the President of Ukraine. Does Ashton Kutcher have secret backroom political tea? I’d believe it because that’s exactly the kind of state humanity is in right now.
Ashton Kutcher And Mila Kunis Have Something To Say About Those Divorce Rumors
Much like the ghost of his Von Dutch trucker hat days, Ashton Kutcher can’t really escape the inevitable rumors about his relationship. Sometimes it involves cheating. Actually… often it involves cheating. But sometimes it’s just a generic “IT’S OVER!” style story, like the one InTouch did recently. Normally celebrities are above addressing such nonsense, or they leave it to the detectives at Gossip Cop. But Ashton clearly wanted to talk about it on camera. Possibly because he appreciates any opportunity to be on camera since his show The Ranch got canceled.
Mila Kunis Says She’s The Reason Why She And Macaulay Culkin Broke Up
Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin were together from 2002 to 2011, starting when he was 21 and she was 18. The most obvious reason was that their relationship ended the day Macaulay decided to start living as a human cigarette. Apparently Macauley had nothing to do with it, and it was all Mila’s shitty behavior.