TooFab says that Ashton Kutcher may save democracy. How many times have we made this joke about celebrities at this point? Can one of them actually do it? Please?! PLEASE!
Ashton is throwing his hat into the ring in terms of impeaching Reality Show President Donald Trump, as Ashton calls on him to be removed from office following a meeting with the President of Ukraine. Does Ashton Kutcher have secret backroom political tea? I’d believe it because that’s exactly the kind of state humanity is in right now.
Ashton Kutcher is married to Mila Kunis, who is of Ukrainian descent. So I guess that means he has the inside track on all things Ukraine because he met with the President, Volodymyr Zelensky. Now if you aren’t politically aware like I am: Congratulations you probably exist without a sense of impending systemic dread. If not, then you may not know but Nancy Pelosi announced an impeachment inquiry into Trump over his maybe/definitely pressuring President Zelensky into investigating his political rival, Joe Biden. It’s a mess, and apparently Ashton knows something about something.
Ashton said this about the President of Ukraine:
“Mila and I met with President Zelensky and his wife a little over a week ago… My gut: He is committed to eliminating corruption in Ukraine. He’s also committed to ending the war and grateful for the US financial commitment because they needed it.”
This US financial commitment is part of the impeachment thing, apparently Trump was withholding aid from Ukraine until he got the President to agree to investigate Joe Biden’s son, Hunter Biden, for this whole other thing. Ashton said that this is some real shit and Trump needs to be brought to justice (yeah, on a few things):
“If our president used that financial aid to leverage president Zelensky to investigate Biden he should be impeached. If our president did not use it as leverage and simply encouraged president Zelensky to investigate Biden without cause he should be impeached.”
Ashton even texted his followers through the messaging service Community, which he’s an investor in (yeah he invests in a lot–remember that other messaging thing he put money into… not Chaturbate but similar?… what was it called?) and told them:
“If you like President Trump or not America is the priority soliciting foreign interference in our election is unAmerican.”
Well, this will really help Ashton after Demi Moore exposed his whole unwashed ass in front of the world in her new memoir. It’s always good when a guy who’s accused of being a serial cheater who sprung and thought his own girlfriend was a shit actress then points to someone worse and goes: “Wait, look over there!” Deflection: it works!