Jason Momoa Gets Into The Bathing Debate And Lets Everyone Know That He Showers

August 10, 2021 / Posted by:

Time for another episode of DO! THEY! SHOWERRRRRRRR! Thanks to the attention-seeking antics of Dax Shepard, Kristen BellAshton Kutcher, and Mila Kunis, celebrities have managed to snatch a free fifteen seconds of attention by discussing their bathing habits. Dax had Mila and Ashton on his podcast, Armchair Expert, and they talked about not fully washing themselves or their children every day. Then Kristen and Dax were on The View, and since over-sharing is their brand, they continued the snowball effect by talking about how they wait until their kids smell to bathe them.

Then Jake Gyllenhaal ruined my day by revealing he was Team Stanky Perineum and also took bathing as a light suggestion. Thankfully hotties like Dwayne Johnson and Chris Evans made clear they in fact did shower. Add another to Team Bathing Beauties because Jason Momoa has entered the chat. Aquaman himself said that of course he showers–he’s the hero of the water!

While Dax, Kristen, Ashton, and Mila aren’t really fans of showering, The Rock is out here showering three times a day. I’m sure that what’s actually going on is they want to conserve the water that he’s otherwise taking up. You see, they’re not filthy, they’re environmentalists! Well, they can take another day off from their shower habits because Jason’s using water too.

During an interview with Access Hollywood, Jason got into his showering habits. I love how when Jason realized they were going to talk about showering, he looked at whoever was off-camera and muttered: “Jesus…” These clean celebrities are tired! Look what you’ve made them endure these last few days! He said, via Page Six:

“I’m not starting any trends. I shower, trust me. I’m Aquaman. I’m in the fucking water. Don’t worry about it. I’m Hawaiian. We got saltwater on me. We good.”

WE GOOD! Here’s Jason:

The offense he took when she brought up showering to him. Appropriate! But I don’t know if I believe Jason. Maybe he can post more video evidence of him getting wet just to really confirm his bathing routine for us.

Pic: Wenn.com

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