Category: Met Gala 2022

Kim Kardashian Says She Wore A Second Dress That Belonged To Marilyn Monroe After The Met Gala

May 6, 2022 / Posted by:

Kim Kardashian’s determination to wear a dead woman’s clothes, that don’t even fit, in the face of near-universal ridicule and ire, apparently knows no bounds. One would think that walking the red carpet at the Met Gala with your ass hanging out of the back of the dress you borrowed from a museum whose main attraction is a collection of shrunken heads only to be accused of desecrating the memory of a beloved Hollywood icon, would be enough humiliation for one day. But that would mean that Kim possesses even an ounce of shame, and I’m pretty sure she had all that removed to make room for more ass. Kim posted an update to her Met Gala evening on Instagram and revealed that she wore a second dress that used to belong to Marilyn Monroe. That means she wore at least two dresses that evening, and possibly hundreds more. Who knows how many replica dresses she blew out.

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Kim Kardashian’s Marilyn Monroe Moment At The Met Gala Has Been Denounced By Historians And Experts

May 4, 2022 / Posted by:

As soon as I saw Kim Kardashian at the Met Gala stuffed into the Original Freakum Dress worn by Marilyn Monroe in 1962, I knew Kim’s horde of remedial fashion zombies would cream their jeans with giddy delight. However, not everyone is ready to crown Kim the new Queen of Glamour and Glitter because Marilyn enthusiasts believe she had no business wearing such an important piece of American history in the first place. And although hers was probably the most normal-looking frock during an evening of NOT understanding the assignment, it appears she only wore the original long enough for pictures, then quickly slipped into a reproduction of the gown moments later.

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Open Post: Hosted By Rihanna At The Met Gala In The Form Of A (Virtual) Statue

May 3, 2022 / Posted by:

Rihanna is in the third trimester of her pregnancy, and you know what they say about the third trimester: no long plane rides, don’t get anywhere near cat litter, and NO going to the Met Gala. So, alas, Rihanna could not attend. But a Rihanna-less Met Gala is no way to Met Gala! Us Weekly says that organizers had no choice but to create a (virtual) marble Rihanna statue and debut it online in celebration of the event. Move over, David! There’s a new HBIC of the Statue World.

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Kim Kardashian Wore Marilyn Monroe’s Iconic “Happy Birthday, Mr. President” Dress To The Met Gala

May 3, 2022 / Posted by:

The last thing you want to do when dressing for the Met Gala is set yourself up for a Who Wore it Better situation. Especially if the person who you’re going to be compared to is Marilyn Fucking Monroe, one of the most iconic, oft-imitated and naturally stunning women in Hollywood history. Regardless, since Kim Kardashian believes her own hype, not only did she wear an exact replica of one of Marilyn’s most famous looks, the nude sheath covered in thousands of crystals that she wore to serenade President John F. Kennedy on his birthday in 1962, Kim also, for a hot second, wore the actual dress that Marylin wore on the red carpet. Vogue reports that Kim borrowed the dress from Ripley’s Believe or Not! museum in Florida, which acquired it in 2016 at auction for $4.8 million. It’s an odd place for such an iconic dress to be displayed. If it wasn’t for Ripley’s deep pockets, it might have ended up at The Smithsonian. But now that Kim’s worn it, it truly is worthy of display in Ripley’s Vintage Oddities Collection next to the two-headed calf and the display commemorating The Kentucky Meat Shower of 1876.

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Emma Stone Reused One Of Her Wedding Dresses For The Met Gala, Which Was Just One Of Many Off-Theme Looks Of The Evening

May 3, 2022 / Posted by:

Stars, they’re just like…well, not us. But sometimes they do the kinds of things that feel at least the tiniest bit relatable to us regulars in the general population. Like for example, Emma Stone, who was invited to this year’s Met Gala. And she could have made like Blake Lively and spent months planning an elaborate custom-made gown that fully represents the feel of this year’s theme of Gilded Glamour. Instead, Emma threw open her closet doors, looked around for about 3-5 minutes, and eventually thought, “Eh, this will do” while pulling a dress out and tossing it on her bed. And that dress just so happened to be one of Emma’s old wedding dresses, which was made by Louis Vuitton, so – consider that fantasy about realism and relatability officially over.

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Megan Thee Stallion, Cardi B, And Nicki Minaj Brought Their Double D Game To The Met Gala

May 3, 2022 / Posted by:

The theme of last night’s Met Gala red carpet was Gilded Glamour, and some handled the theme by wrapping their titty balls in gold (see: Megan Thee Stallion and Cardi B) while others didn’t really dress on theme (see: Nicki Minaj, who skipped last year’s Met Gala over its COVID-19 vaccination requirements, looking like a goth mess with Chicken Pox). But they all decided it was time to take everyone to Titty City, as they drew focus onto their respective racks to titillate onlookers during this year’s gala.

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