Kim Kardashian Says She Wore A Second Dress That Belonged To Marilyn Monroe After The Met Gala

May 6, 2022 / Posted by:

Kim Kardashian’s determination to wear a dead woman’s clothes, that don’t even fit, in the face of near-universal ridicule and ire, apparently knows no bounds. One would think that walking the red carpet at the Met Gala with your ass hanging out of the back of the dress you borrowed from a museum whose main attraction is a collection of shrunken heads only to be accused of desecrating the memory of a beloved Hollywood icon, would be enough humiliation for one day. But that would mean that Kim possesses even an ounce of shame, and I’m pretty sure she had all that removed to make room for more ass. Kim posted an update to her Met Gala evening on Instagram and revealed that she wore a second dress that used to belong to Marilyn Monroe. That means she wore at least two dresses that evening, and possibly hundreds more. Who knows how many replica dresses she blew out.

After Kim showed up at the Met Gala looking like ten pounds of silicone stuffed into half a pair of bedazzled L’Eggs, she was widely criticized by fashion historians. But Ripley’s Believe it or Not Museum gave Kim a lock of Marilyn’s hair which she promised to sleep with every night and threatened to “literally do some crazy voodoo shit” with. So you can’t tell her anything. Today, Kim posted the saga of how she came into possession of a dress that Marilyn wore to the 1962 Golden Globes.

Page Six adds that Jeff Leatham, Kim’s friend who owns Marilyn’s Golden Globe, is her florist. And if you’ve ever shuddered to think how much the Kardashians must blow on flowers, Marilyn’s 1961 Golden Globe for World Film Favorite Female went for a record-breaking $250,000 at auction. What gets me, more than the sheer tackiness of it all (not to mention the lack of imagination, Marilyn Mania is so 1982), are all the lies and omissions. Kim has still failed to acknowledge that her ass was hanging out on the red carpet, which she kept hidden with a white fur the entire time she was in Marilyn’s dress. So I hate to be the one to burst your bubble, butt Kim talked about having a replica of the green dress during the Vogue interview where she broke down her Met Gala diet. Yet we see no mention of a “replica” in her post. Page Six reports:

“I’m extremely respectful to the dress and what it means to American history,” Kardashian told Vogue ahead of the gala. “I would never want to sit in it or eat in it or have any risk of any damage to it and I won’t be wearing the kind of body makeup I usually do.”

During the same interview, she also revealed she had a copy of the blond bombshell’s Globes gown in her possession.

“I think I might just wear that one to eat pizza in my hotel room,” she quipped.

Anybody with working eyeballs (for now, mine are going to crap out soon if I keep rolling them like this) can clearly see that the dress Kim is wearing looks nothing like the one that Marilyn is wearing in those pictures. (Kim claims that she wore the dress’ straps in a different way because the way Marilyn wore it didn’t look good on her.) I do believe that Kim’s pissing on our legs and telling us it’s vintage Marylin sweat that she had re-hydrated and injected into her armpits and face.

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