Category: MESS
Amber Heard Calls For A Mistrial In The Johnny Depp Defamation Case Over “Improper Jury Service”
After six long weeks of a Virginia courtroom filling with potent fuckery fumes wafting off of the Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard defamation trial, the jury mostly sided with Johnny and found that Amber did defame him in her Washington Post op-ed piece about being a victim of domestic abuse. Here I was thinking that the trial was a stage 10 landfill fire from beginning to end, but I may have been wrong. It may have been a disaster before the trial even began! Because Amber Heard’s legal team claims that one of the jurors who served on the trial was not the person who was actually called for jury duty and tricked the court. Now Amber’s lawyers want the verdict tossed out.
Hayden Panettiere’s Ex, Brian Hickerson, Says That They’re Done For Good
Hayden Panettiere, of Nashville and “partying-with-Paris-Hilton-as-a-wee-child so we kind of saw all of this coming” fame, just revealed in an interview with People that after a long battle with opioid and alcohol addiction, she’s received treatment and is thankful to have another chance to get her life and career back in order. In the past, she’s also toiled with postpartum depression after having her daughter (who’s now 7 and lives in Ukraine with her father) and has a storied history of being in toxic, abusive relationships. Speaking of toxic and abusive relationships, enter Hayden’s on-again/off-again partner in shambles since 2018, real estate agent/actor/mess Brian Hickerson, who was seen out and about by a pap who asked him about the current state of his and Hayden’s relationship. Instead of telling them to kick rocks, he stuck around for a minute to drink up some of that spotlight and let everyone know that he and Hayden are done for real this time (though we’ve heard this before), but he wishes her well.
Daddy Spears, Who Has Reportedly Been Dodging A Deposition, Wants Britney Spears To Sit Down For A Deposition
On this Father’s Day, there are a few things that are certain, like many of your Facebook friends posting retro thirst traps of their dads looking retro DILF-ey in the 70s and 80s. It’s also certain that Britney Spears didn’t sweetly grace her father’s ears with the words Happy Father’s Day. Well, unless she substituted “Happy” for “eat,” “Father’s” for “shit,” and “Day” for “asshole.” Because as we know, Brit Brit is estranged from most of her immediate family over their role in her 13-year conservatorship, and at the top of that familial shit list is her father Jamie Spears who she’s currently involved in a legal tussle with. Britney’s lawyer, Mathew Rosengart, claimed last month that Daddy Spears was “running and hiding” from his deposition where he’d have to answer to the claims that he pulled some shady shit while running his daughter’s conservatorship. And now Daddy Spears has become Bratty Spears, because he’s basically said to his daughter, “You go first.” Daddy Spears’ lawyers will schedule a date for his depo as soon as Britney Spears agrees to be deposed too.
Ezra Miller Deletes Their Instagram After Posting Memes Mocking Authorities Who Are Trying To Find Them
The Ezra Miller Has Allegedly Groomed A Child And Kidnapped Her Story has reached a darker and messier level. The 29-year-old star of DC’s The Flash has been accused of grooming Tokata Iron Eyes, beginning when Tokata was 12 years old. Tokata is 18 now. Tokata’s parents tried to collect their child from Ezra and filed a protective order against Ezra, but in a moment that gave me Surviving R. Kelly-vibes, Tokata instead sided with Ezra. No one has been able to track the pair, and now Ezra has taunted authorities on Instagram before deleting their account. I can only imagine how many emergency meetings those DC execs have been having lately over this trick. There must be a whole department at this point!
Diddy Says That He Is Dating Yung Miami But Is Also Single
Diddy is on the stroll to promote some things like new music and his DeLeón® Tequila, so he recently made a stop at the very first episode of “friend” and City Girls rapper, Caresha “Yung Miami” Brownlee’s new show on REVOLT called Caresha Please. First and foremost, she clarified for us all what the fuck name he’s going by these days, which I appreciated since every time I tried to decide how to refer to him (Diddy? P.Diddy? Puffy? Puff Daddy? Brother Love?) I was met with various math symbols floating through my brain. He clarified that everyone can just call him Diddy, and also for those who were wondering “Diddy or didn’t he?” when it comes to him and Yung Miami dating, the answer is that they did? Are? But Diddy claims that he’s also single.
Dr. Oz Has Won Pennsylvania’s GOP Primary For Senate After His Opponent Conceded
Well, Dr. Oz’s dream of becoming Senator Dr. Oz (which is many, many, many people’s nightmare) is one step closer to coming true after his rival, Dave McCormick, conceded in Pennyslvania’s Republican primary for Senate. Politico says that Dr. Oz is now the presumptive GOP candidate for the open U.S. Senate seat in Pennsylvania and will face off against Democratic nominee John Fetterman in November. And since another TV quack’s political grift seems to be paying off, Dr. Phil’s slimy fingers are probably inching toward candidate registration forms for POTUS 2024.