Category: Mariska Hargitay

Mariska Hargitay Commends The 11-Year-Old Girl Who Used A Tip From “SVU” To Foil A Kidnapping

May 21, 2021 / Posted by:

You may have seen footage of a little girl named Alyssa who almost got kidnapped at a Florida bus stop. Turns out that Alyssa used some tactics she learned from a little show called Law & Order: SVU to make sure the scum who tried to kidnap her could be identified by police. And now Sergeant Olivia Benson herself, Mariska Hargitay, is praising Alyssa. While it’s pretty fucked up that an 11-year-old needs to be trained in how to avoid kidnapping, I’m going to slow clap for Alyssa’s fast-thinking skills.

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Diane Neal Of “Law & Order: SVU” Reportedly Has Some Things To Say About Mariska Hargitay

November 22, 2019 / Posted by:

Anyone who has ever watched an episode of NBC’s Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, during the golden age of the show (aka seasons 1 through 10) knows that there’s no more reliable source for the kind of drama that makes you slap a hand to your chest and throw your mouth open in shock. Every episode was packed with juicy plot twists, high-stakes accusations, and battles of good vs. evil.

Well, art really does imitate life for Diane Neal, who played Assistant District Attorney Casey Novak. She’s currently involved in a lawsuit against her magician ex-boyfriend JB Benn, in which she’s made some very serious allegations. And recently she dragged Mariska Hargitay into it. And when I say “dragged” I mean that in two ways, because she really didn’t have anything nice say about Detective Benson, or the rest of the SVU crew.

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Former Enemies Taylor Swift And Nicki Minaj Opened The VMAs Last Night, Because Of Course They Did

August 31, 2015 / Posted by:

Well, there you have it. Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj are friends now…or at least whatever the word is for when you can tolerate someone just enough to keep from hissing “What’s good” at them. Friends for publicity? Sure, that’ll do.

Nicki opened Miley Cyrus’ baby candy raver spectacular (aka the MTV VMAs) last night, then sometime in the middle of her performance, Tay Tay pulled a “Please welcome to the stage…” on herself and joined Nicki for “The Night Is Still Young.” And because Taylor is the cheerleader who cries if she doesn’t get the top spot on the pyramid, of course she rose from the ground with a million spotlights on her and closed Nicki’s performance with “Bad Blood.” Then, to prove they really really don’t hate each other anymore, Taylor gave Nicki a side-hug. Awww, what a totally sincere and not at all staged act of friendship.

As awkward as it is watching Taylor try to dance ~sexy~ next to Nicki, it’s still nowhere near as awkward as watching her cringey attempt at a Liz Taylor impression in the video for “Wildest Dreams“, which premiered last night.

But back to Tay Tay and her new friend Nicki. After they were done performing, Taylor took Nicki backstage and initiated her into her gang of famous friends by piercing her pinky finger with the sharp pointy end of a candy cane and making her swear on a stack of vintage American Girl magazines that she would be loyal to Taylor forever or risk becoming banished to friendship purgatory with the rest of the “Katys.” Once the ceremony was complete, Taylor gave her another side-hug and said “You know, Miley Cyrus recently said some not-nice things about me…uh, I mean…you. Doesn’t that make you mad? Like, mad enough to call her out on stage? I dunno, just putting it out there. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to try to recruit the future First Lady.

Speaking of friends for publicity, here’s Tay Tay with about 1/8th of the Sugar Cookie Gang before the show:

Pics: Splash, Wenn.com

That Taylor Swift Video That Stars Every Chick Alive Is Finally Out

May 17, 2015 / Posted by:

During the past couple of weeks or so, Taylor Swift has pussy burped up poster after poster after poster of all the “characters” in her video for her song Bad Blood (working title: Die Katy Perry Die). It felt like there were approximately 10,999 posters and I thought that I would die of old age before the last one was released. Well, she finally released them all and the video was finally shown at the beginning of the Billboard Music Awards tonight. Since everybody and their back-up dealer was in it, I figured it would be 2 and a half hours long, but it wasn’t. It was seven billion cameos shoved into a 4-minute long video. 98% of the women in it, don’t need to be in it, but I guess it’s Taylor Swift’s way of telling us that she’s really, really popular and a bunch of famous, famous-ish (and not really famous-ish at all) people will be in her video if she asks them.

This video is what would end up in the toilet if Brit Brit’s video for “Toxic” gorged itself on The Hunger Games and washed it down with a glass of Katy Perry’s tears mixed with Kill Bill before barfing. Taylor Swift plays some kind of spy who gets double-crossed by her fellow spy played by Selena Gomez. Tay Tay is about as threatening as a sedated ladybug in a tutu and her badass face look like “I’m constipated but trying to be sexy” Selena Gomez is slightly more threatening than a sedated ladybug in a tutu and she looks like she’s starring as Velma Kelly in a kindergarten production of Chicago. Behold:

If a 12-year-old girl with millions of dollars and access to a camera crew and a whole lot of leather catsuits made a fun video of her and her girlfriends playing “spies” during her slumber party, that is what that video would look like. With that being said, Cindy Crawford and Mariska Hargitay look hot.

Taylor Swift Gave Her New Cat A Perfect Name

June 19, 2014 / Posted by:

Human soft-serve ice cream cone Taylor Swift proved she’s one cat closer to her very own butterscotch-scented Scottish Fold pussy army by posting a picture to Instagram yesterday of her newest Scottish Fold cat, who she’s named after her favorite Law & Order: SVU character, Olivia Benson. Personally, I’m a little disappointed that she didn’t name it “Meow-whisker Hargitay”, but you take an SVU reference where you can get it.

Olivia Benson is Taylor’s second cat, the first being Meredith Grey, who was named after her favorite character from Grey’s Anatomy. This sort of reminds me of when people give up smoking and replace cigarettes with Pop Tarts; except Taylor has replaced chasing barely-legal boys with collecting cats and naming them after television shows found on your mom’s DVR. The next thing you know she’ll be posting a picture of a third cat named after the designer from Love It or List It and asking if you’ve seen the lovely slacks that are on sale at Chico’s.

I’ll throw shade for days at Taylor for naming her first cat after Meredith from Grey’s Anatomy, but I’ll give her 10 loud YAAASSSSSS-es and 5 ‘hands up’ emojis for naming the second cat after the greatest pervert-busting detective of all time. She shouldn’t be surprised if she comes home one day to find Olivia Benson in a little leather jacket with a tiny NYPD badge clipped to the waist of her itty bitty kitty dress pants with a caramel-colored hair extension on her head, trying to convince the next-door neighbor’s cat to testify against the Shih Tzu who attacked them in Central Park.

Pic: Instagram

Alec Baldwin Got Married, Managed Not To Curse A Bitch Out While Doing So

July 1, 2012 / Posted by:

28-year-old yoga instructor Hilaria Thomas (short for Hilarious Thomas, I hope) became 54-year-old Alec Baldwin’s second wife (and his first wife in the eyes of the Catholic GOD) at St. Patrick’s Old Cathedral in NYC last night. Guests including Tina Fey, Tina’s husband Jeff Richmond, Stephen Baldwin, Billy Baldwin, Robert Kennedy Jr., Soon-Yi, Woody Allen and Mariska Hargitay all watched as Alec promised to love, cherish and try his best to not call his new wife “a wheezy old, thoughtless goat pig” in a rage-filled voicemail (SPOILER ALERT: Alec is going to fail at that last one). Alec and Hilaria got engaged in April after dating for about a year.

People, who will have all the EXCLUSIVO pictures from this blessed gold digger achievement ceremony, says that Hilaria wore a dress by some designer named Amsale, Alec wore Tom Ford and his precious pink unicorn pillow pet served as ring bearer. I can’t wait to see the pictures of Alec punching the photographer in the face with globs of wedding cake for looking at him funny through the lens.

You can tell that Alec is SERIOUS about this marriage. Dude got his hair dyed a special shade and everything. I’d like to think that seconds after Alec lifted Hilaria’s veil at the altar, their first conversation went something like this. The part of Hilaria will be played by a possessed Whoopi Goldberg and the part of Alec will be played by Orlando’s widow:

Congratulations to Alec’s colorist for getting it RIGHT!

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