Category: Mariah Carey
Open Post: Hosted By The Most Popular Easter Candy Debate
Easter is a time when rabbits, eggs, and the blood of Christ come together for a very confusing holiday. But what people love most about this day is the candy. Move over Michael Myers, the Easter bunny has got you beat! And while we all agree that the REAL holiday is on Cheap Ass Easter Candy Monday (when all the Easter candy goes on clearance), we, as a people, can’t decide WHICH candy is the best of the bunch. Instacart conducted a survey to crown the winner and the results are…interesting.
Open Post: Hosted By Mariah Carey Accidently Texting Shawn Mendes
Move over, Camilla Cabello! Shawn Mendes has found a new way get media attention. And it’s with the help of the Elusive Chanteuse herself, Mariah Carey! I don’t know what you think but that’s a hell of a step up! The two aren’t dating but apparently, they’re text buddies. Mariah recently shared a screenshot on Twitter of a silly mix-up where she mistakenly texted Shawn Mendes instead of her cousin Shawn M. I dunno how much Mendes’s camp paid for this exposure IF they paid for this exposure, but it’s not a bad way to spend a grand or two!
Nick Cannon Released A Song Where He Sings About Wanting Mariah Carey Back
Nick Cannon has been busy, and for once in recent memory, this sentence won’t end with a joke about his sperm being overworked to the point of exhaustion. No, Nick hasn’t made another baby (yet…the hour is young). He’s been making new music. And on Valentine’s Day, he decided to share his latest creation. A song called “Alone,” which is somewhat of a love letter to the diva that got away, Mariah Carey.
New Year’s Open Post: Hosted By Mariah Carey Taking A Casual Dip In A Hot Tub
Oh, look, it’s Mariah Carey showing off how I plan to spend my New Year’s Eve. But instead of slathering myself in tons of fucking sequins, I’m going to slather myself in tons of sweats. And instead of luxuriating in a hot tub, I’ll be luxuriating on my couch. And instead of sipping on the sparkling tears of the unfestive hating bitches who cry whenever they hear All I Want For Christmas Is You AGAIN (read: me), I’ll be sipping on Target’s La Croix knock-off mixed with boxed white wine. But still, practically the same thing.
As she usually does, Mimi is spending her holidays in Aspen, Colorado, and to celebrate All I Want For Christmas hitting #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 again, she took a dip in a hot tub while wearing a diva’s bathing ensemble of choice (an opulent gown). Honestly, Mimi overdressed this time! And I’m sure Mimi doesn’t give half a fuck about ruining that gown because while posing for that pic, she probably made the money back from everyone’s auntie streaming All I Want For Christmas for the 9,0000th time in a day even though Christmas is over.
Justin Bieber, Mariah Carey, And Taylor Swift Are All Teaming Up With Fast Food Chains
‘Tis the season for corporations to shove themselves down our throats to remind us they exist and please, please, PLEASE, don’t blow all of your hard-earned dollars on butt plug stocking stuffers, save some cash for them!!! And what better way to get our attention than with celebrity partnerships? Enter Mariah Carey for McDonald’s, Justin Bieber for Tim Hortons, and Taylor Swift for Starbucks. All three are collaborating with their chains on special menu items and promotions.
Mariah Carey Has A Festive New Christmas Song Called “Fall In Love At Christmas”
Though I have tried in the past, many times, in fact, to reject, ignore or otherwise turn my back on the ubiquitous harbinger of the Holiday season, All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey. But I, a mere mortal with mortal ears, cannot resist the siren call of its jingle-jangle perfection and I WILL be making a fool out of myself in the produce aisle of my local grocery store by squeezing my eyes shut, one finger to my ear and the other finger going every which way as I trill along from now until January 2022. So sue me. Am I not an American? Do I not bleed red, white, and glitter? Well, according to NPR, Mariah has a new Christmas song out today called Fall in Love at Christmas feat. Khalid & Kirk Franklin and I’m about to listen to it for the very first time. I hope you will join me on this festive journey of discovery!