Category: Festive!
Open Post: Hosted By The Rock Band Brass Against Apologizing For Their Frontwoman’s Golden Shower Show
One rock singer took the “Go piss girl,” meme WAY too far. The band, Brass Against–who is a cover band that uses brass instruments–had to apologize after their lead singer, Sophia Urista, popped a squat on-stage and took a frothy piss all over a concert-goer’s eager face. More like Sophia URINE-ista, amiright?! WARNING: Golden showers ahead.
Mariah Carey Has A Festive New Christmas Song Called “Fall In Love At Christmas”
Though I have tried in the past, many times, in fact, to reject, ignore or otherwise turn my back on the ubiquitous harbinger of the Holiday season, All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey. But I, a mere mortal with mortal ears, cannot resist the siren call of its jingle-jangle perfection and I WILL be making a fool out of myself in the produce aisle of my local grocery store by squeezing my eyes shut, one finger to my ear and the other finger going every which way as I trill along from now until January 2022. So sue me. Am I not an American? Do I not bleed red, white, and glitter? Well, according to NPR, Mariah has a new Christmas song out today called Fall in Love at Christmas feat. Khalid & Kirk Franklin and I’m about to listen to it for the very first time. I hope you will join me on this festive journey of discovery!
Mariah Carey Got Burgled
I know it’s almost “All I want For Christmas Is You” season (sorry, not sorry) but that doesn’t mean there should be a jolly fellow creeping into Mariah Carey’s house in the middle of the night! According to TMZ, Mimi done got reverse Santa’d!