Category: Fake Prison
Another “Riverdale” Actor Compared Filming The Show To Being In Jail
Looks like Riverdale craft services has put dum-dum juice back on the menu because one of the show’s sexy stars has compared filming to being in prison. Again. Or maybe these actors are taking PR advice from Ellen DeGeneres? Either way, unsmart. Last summer it was Lili Reinhart, who plays Betty. She said that having to shoot the show in Canada during the pandemic made her “genuinely feel like a prisoner.” Now Archie Andrews himself, K.J. Apa, has made a similar analogy. K.J. is starring in a movie called Songbird, a sci-fi thriller about COVID-19 (no thank you, please!). He chatted with his co-star, Demi Moore, for Interview Magazine, and said his new movie gig made him feel “free.” Cuz Riverdale = Jail.
Lori Loughlin Will Serve Her Sentence At A Prison That Offers Pilates, Yoga, And Origami Classes
Welp, Lori Loughlin, and Mossimo Giannulli are about to make Felicity Huffman‘s 11 days in prison look like Guantanamo. Page Six claims that the prisons that Lori and Mossimo will serve their sentences at are pretty “cushy.” This isn’t some 60 Days In shit! I mean, they teach pilates there, but I’m sure Lori will scream, “NO SOULCYCLE STUDIO?! Ugh, just send me to Death Row while you’re at it!”
#FreeLorde Trended On Twitter After People Thought Lorde Was Actually In Jail
Lorde fans are confused about Lorde being in prison as a result of #FreeLorde hashtag trending on Twitter. To be be clear, Lorde is not in prison, and for the love of everything holy, Lorde stans, do not donate to any GoFundMes that were set up to help her.
It turns out the #FreeLorde hashtag was created as a result of New Zealand trying to enact a policy that would get parents of high school drop-outs to pay a $3,000 fine (which Lorde did). That led to the rumor that Lorde was jailed. And that is how a modern day prison hashtag is born!