Category: #DoTheLilo
Open Post: Hosted By Lindsay Lohan Dancing At A Gas Station

If you thought creepy dancing clowns were having a big year, I hope you’ve included Lindsay Lohan in your calculations because Joker ain’t got shit on Lilo. Lindsay took a few moments out of her busy schedule to celebrate life the only way it should be celebrated: Late night at a Shell gas station. Presumably, after taking many important meetings with top record executives and maybe a politician or two, and therefore having no time to change out of her business attire, the spirit of dance struck Lindsay from within.
Open Post: Hosted By Lindsay Lohan Teasing A Snippet Of Her New Music On Instagram

It’s not Lindsay Lohan’s birthday anymore but it’s somebody’s birthday so Lindsay is offering up her flesh once again in celebration of life. Lindsay posted a series of tasteful almost nudes on Instagram captioned with a chess piece emoji and the #ComingBackToMe (followed immediately by a second caption of an “UP” emoji and 2 prayer hands). What could it mean?! Well, when Lindsay teased the release of new music a couple of weeks back, she used the caption #Me. Now she’s #ComingBackToMe. Ergo, ipso facto, I think we can conclude that it’s all really happening, you guys! The Lohanaissance is upon us. Let us rejoice!