Category: Mohammad bin Salman
The Saudi Government Denies That Their Crown Prince Stole Jeff Bezos’ Dick Pics
If Jeff Bezos’ life was a rainy day board game, it would probably be Monopoly, but the kind of Monopoly where one person plays dirty, buys all the properties and utilities, and starts bankrupting everyone else on the board. However, over the past year he’s been playing his own personal game of Clue, and the mystery he’s trying to solve is who stole his dick pics to his alleged mistress from where, and where they might end up. Well, we might know who stole his dick pics. At the very least, we know who is swearing up and down that they don’t have said pictures.
Michael Lohan Says Lindsay Lohan And The Crown Prince Of Saudi Arabia Are Just “Platonic” Friends
Big political “Yikes” coming in from Michael Lohan, of all people. The end of the world has to be upon us when people like the Lohans are somehow involved in global political corruption/alleged assassinations. According to Michael, Lindsay Lohan and the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, Mohammad bin Salman, are only “platonic” friends. I mean… uh, okay? Oh, and apparently Lindsay is doing “good work” in “Syria”. I mean, I had to put quotations because… is she?
There’s A Rumor That Lindsay Lohan Is Getting Friendly With The Crown Prince Of Saudi Arabia
Page Six is really serving me a morning glass of What The Fuck–as it’s reporting that rumors are now swirling that beach club mogul, Lindsay Lohan, is getting close to the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, Mohammad bin Salman. You may be familiar with the name if you’ve even glimpsed the news within the last year since he’s the guy who probably/definitely had American journalist Jamal Khashoggi murdered. Welp, looks like Lindsay is dating him or they’re like flirting with each other? I mean… isn’t she in Australia? I guess they’re doing long-distance…