It’s not Lindsay Lohan’s birthday anymore but it’s somebody’s birthday so Lindsay is offering up her flesh once again in celebration of life. Lindsay posted a series of tasteful almost nudes on Instagram captioned with a chess piece emoji and the #ComingBackToMe (followed immediately by a second caption of an “UP” emoji and 2 prayer hands). What could it mean?! Well, when Lindsay teased the release of new music a couple of weeks back, she used the caption #Me. Now she’s #ComingBackToMe. Ergo, ipso facto, I think we can conclude that it’s all really happening, you guys! The Lohanaissance is upon us. Let us rejoice!
Lindsay’s belly button will no longer go ignored! Accept it and it’s odd placement or be destroyed.
Not only do we have the tasteful almost nudes (is it just my eyes or are most of them out of focus?) to tide us over until #ComeingBackToMe #ComesOut, Lindsay released a sample of what we can expect from an eventual album or single. Lindsay sings! Coherently! Here’s a little taste of what Lindsay’s been cooking up in the studio (not borscht this time).
.@LindsayLohan has shared a snippet of new music in recent Instagram story:
“I used to blame me when shit got crazy.” 🎶 pic.twitter.com/Glwcce3XP6
— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) July 9, 2019
Everybody, #DoTheLilo! Sounds to me like somebody’s been putting in the work. Not just in the studio, but also on the couch. I’m not sure the world’s really ready for introspective, self-aware Lindsay! I’ve got to ask though, who exactly does she blame now for when shit got crazy? At any rate, color me intrigued. I absolutely cannot wait to hear the next line. At this rate, we should have heard the entire song well before Lindsay posts tasteful nudes for her 40th birthday on Instagram.