Category: Cody Simpson
Miley Cyrus Says She “Never Cared” About Being Married And Having Children
27-year-old Miley Cyrus spoke on SiriusXM’s Morning Mash-Up about her new track Midnight Sky and since the song is about breaking free and being an untamed single lady, Miley spoke about relationships and marriage and whether she’ll ever get hitched again. Miley said that she “never cared” about marriage or children. Welp! Good thing her ex-husband Liam Hemsworth doesn’t think that “highly“ of her or he’d take offense!
Miley Cyrus And Cody Simpson Broke Up After Ten Months Together
Cody Simpson was Miley Cyrus’ rebound of a rebound because she got with him after breaking up with Kaitlynn Carter, and she got with Kaitlynn Carter after breaking up with her man of almost ten years (and the one she lost her virginity to) Liam Hemsworth. So honestly, many probably thought Cody and Miley wouldn’t even last 10 seconds but they beat the odds by lasting 10 months! And now the Kidz Bop Billy Idol and the Kidz Bop Wendy O. Williams are over. My thoughts are with the assistants who will have the inevitable job of scrubbing Miley and Cody’s Instagram pages of pictures of each other because these two were prolific in sharing their everlasting, errr, I mean 10-month love with us.
And Miley is celebrating her new singlehood with an 80s disco ode to letting her coochie run free!
Miley Cyrus And Liam Hemsworth’s Divorce Has Been Finalized But Won’t Be Legal Until February
The judge presiding over Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth’s divorce must have it out for Miley because they’ve set the official date on which their divorce will be finalized as February, 22, 2020 instead of April, 20, 2020 as I’m sure Miley insisted. Now she has to remember an entirely new date where previously she only had to remember 4/20, 9/11, and possibly her own birthday. I can’t believe Miley sacrificed getting invited to the Grammys to be disrespected in this manner. It’s an outrage.
Open Post: Hosted By This Naked Photo Of Miley Cyrus In A Bathtub That Cody Simpson Posted
Australia’s biggest pop star (that’s according to Allison when she co-hosts of Dlisted the Podcast) Cody Simpson felt that we hadn’t experienced enough raw sexual fire in our genitals this week, so he threw up this pic of his gal Miley Cyrus marinating in the bath on Instagram Stories yesterday. Oh to be a rubber duckie in that relationship! I’m kidding, that’s probably the worst job ever.
Some Thought That Miley Cyrus And Cody Simpson Broke Up, But His Sister Says It Isn’t So
Miley Cyrus has been on Cody Simpson for a couple of months, or so, after she split with Kaitlynn Carter and her husband Liam Hemsworth. Cody was recently in NYC with a Playboy model and Miley yodeled out a sad Christmas song, so some thought that Miley and the Australian Aaron Carter were done, but there’s no need to cancel your holiday plans to mourn the death of the true definition of everlasting love. Because Cody’s sister says that Hillbilly Skipper and Bronzer Ken are still together.
Miley Cyrus And Cody Simpson’s Relationship Status Might Be In Limbo
Miley Cyrus and Cody Simpson have been a thing for about a month and a half, or just a few weeks after Miley gave Kaitlynn Carter her walking papers. But in recent weeks, Miley and Cody have been on the quiet side. Miley has literally been quiet, as a doctor has ordered her not to talk in order to recover properly from vocal cord surgery. But also metaphorically too. Radar Online recently pointed out that it’s been two weeks since Miley posted a photo of Cody on social media. Uh oh!