Category: Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan Gets To Keep Her Job On “Masked Singer Australia” For One More Season
Despite Lindsay Lohan having no idea who any of Australia’s famous people are, she’s keeping her gig as a judge on Masked Singer Australia. People were very confused by the choice of Lindz but were amused by her complete inability to do her job–so much so, that she’s going to keep it and is confirmed to be back for season two.
Lindsay Lohan Put Out Her New No-Budget Music Video For “Xanax”
Lindsay Lohan has been teasing us about new music for a while now. You could say “teasing”, but you could also say “threatening.” Most recently, Lindsay talked with an Australian news outlet about how she was so busy and had all these projects going including new music. Lindsay said that her new song Xanax would be released either on the season premiere episode or the season finale episode of her new gig, The Masked Singer Australia. The Masked Singer premiered yesterday, and so Lindsay came through with her threat, and also released a video, which looks like something a drunk Dina Lohan put together in one second in the booth of a bar while waiting for her Long Island Iced Tea.
Lindsay Lohan Says She’s Newly Single
As reported last month, Lindsay Lohan was allegedly getting friendly with the alleged credit-card gifting, alleged reporter-murdering Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, Mohammad bin Salman, in a romantic way. Because, rumored murder aside, a prince who allegedly doles out free black cards to his potential concubines is a score for a gal who has to work and slave on yachts all day. Unfortunately, this alleged-slathered story had an unhappy ending. As reported by The Daily Mail (via Page Six), Lindsay revealed that she’s newly single during an appearance on Australia’s The Kyle and Jackie O Show on Friday.
Lindsay Lohan Says She’s Working On A New TV Show
Lindsay Lohan‘s last reality television project, Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club was a complete disaster and totally tanked and her beach club also closed. Well, just because her last show was cancelled, doesn’t mean that she’s going to stop. You knock Lindsay down once, she gets up twice! …That’s because she also fell down once before on just her own actions, but still!
Lindsay Lohan Tried To Reach The Brothers Hemsworth Via Instagram Comment
As if we needed yet another reason to be irritated with Miley Cyrus, she made Lindsay Lohan think she had a shot at banging a Hemsworth! No Lohanaissance is complete without a knight in shining armor, and according to People, Lindsay lamented in an Instagram comment that the brothers Hemsworth never got the chance to vie for her attention. Chris and Liam Hemsworth, Miley’s ex, have been enjoying some family time in Australia, and presumably trying to hide from the crazy. But the crazy done found them anyway!
Lindsay Lohan Teased Another Single Called “Xanax”
Sometimes a revolution can happen overnight, but a renaissance takes time. It took 4 centuries for Europe to rid itself of the raw brutality of the Middle Ages before it was born anew as the western cradle of art, culture, and giant smoked turkey legs. You can’t rush a renaissance. We can’t expect to wake up one fine morning to find the Lohanaissance upon us! It would blow our unsophisticated, feeble minds. Lindsay Lohan is taking her time, for us. That’s why she’s only shared a scant snippet of her latest single, Xanax, with us at this time. Lindsay’s smoked turkey legs can wait!