Miley Cyrus And Cody Simpson Got Tattooed Together
Fuck me for believing Miley Cyrus really just wanted to be left alone to privately suck face in public. Turns out Miley is still interested in media attention after all! Miley and her latest mistake, Cody Simpson, are now at the couple’s tattoos stage of their relationship, and they’ve shared their new artwork on Instagram. Up next, pet adoption, break up, make up, pet tattoos, threesome, break up, break up tattoos. This isn’t Miley’s first new tattoo since she broke up with her husband Liam Helmsworth. To commemorate that milestone, Miley got the lyrics from a Pixies song, “My head was feeling scared, but my heart was feeling free” tattooed on her bicep. This time, since Miley and Cody are reportedly clean sober, this choice was obviously made with clear heads and full hearts. Meaning they can’t lose!
According to People:
The couple — who recently made their romance official after a longtime friendship — stopped by celebrity tattoo artist Nico Bassill‘s private studio, Among the Willows in Los Angeles, California, to add a pair of coordinating pieces to their ever-growing body art collection.
The two showed off their new tattoos on social media, posing for black and white videos on Bassill’s Instagram Story.
Miley didn’t get a couple’s tattoo with her last rebound Kaitlynn Carter (as far we know, and trust me, we’d know), so we know she can go at least one month without getting one. But she must have felt her biological clock ticking, telling her to get some new ink before it’s too late! Here’s Miley’s rebound from a rebound tattoo.
Cute! Flipping everybody the bird is just darling. It shows such personal growth and maturity. Tongues are for kids! I wonder if Miley picked Cody as her next chew toy because he’s Australian like Liam, so the little jar of Vegemite she had tattooed as a tribute to him can stay relevant. Poor Cody, he’s going to end up with his ears, nose and limbs nibbled off and all his stuffing removed isn’t he? Here’s Cody’s masterpiece. Somehow, this one didn’t end up on the artist’s page.
Miley commented on this post with 10 ship emojis. As in relationship? Perhaps. In another comment she wrote, “Need. Oxygen. Can’t. Breathe. I. Stan. For. Ever. Ship.” So there’s that. Did you scroll through to the shot of Miley with her hand down the front of Cody’s pants? You shouldn’t have. Please respect their privacy!
Pic: Instagram