Lindsay Lohan Shared The Artwork For Her Upcoming Album On Instagram

Lindsay Lohan and Rihanna actually have a lot in common when you think about it. Both are multi-hyphenate moguls with instant brand name recognition. Of course, in Rihanna’s case, the name Fenty is practically synonymous with a cool urban vibe, and high quality yet accessible luxury, and is the result of years of hard work and attention to detail. And in Lindsay’s case, the name Lohan evokes cigarette butts and the color orange. Most critically, they’ve both had us on tenterhooks waiting for their next album to drop! Well, move over Riri, take a seat. Looks like Lindsay’s going to beat you to the punch (I think she thinks the bowl has been laced with Molly)! Today in Lohanaissance history, will mark the day Linds gave us the artwork for her upcoming album. And if you’re expecting some illegible chicken scratch against a black background, how’d you guess!?!?!?!

The post containing the artwork is accompanied by some words. Lindsay’s no skinflint, there are a LOT of them. There’s a mini-memoir in there somewhere. Lindsay talks about the cruelty of Los Angeles, and her Bronx born mother whom she calls a “strong woman and a beautiful person”, noting “we all have our faults and fake promises from different people.” There’s something about karma, something about her being too smart for her own good, a quality she calls “robotic”, and some words that are usually accompanied by prayer hands emojis (#blessed, #gratitude, #respect). What’s important here is that “this will be my album cover ft my sister Aliana”. Oh, and that she tagged Oprah for some reason. Black Oprah!

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#Xanax i wrote this with @cyberalma because LOS ANGELES was mind numbing to me and I felt vapid. And she was my friend, she understood my thoughts of my past of being dragged through situations that I didn’t want to be in. Well, I am from cold spring harbor, ny, moved back and forth to NYC and my mother was from the bronx, strong woman and a beautiful person. We all have our faults and fake promises from different people. My parents have had their ups and downs, but, At the end of the day, your karma will define your future. I don’t care about what anyone says. It has been my job to be there and be strong for my family. Maybe I have gotten frustrated, maybe I have failed to your opinions, what I know now is, I’m doing things so well and so right. I have a blessed heart as does my family. I’m too smart for my own good sometimes, robotic actually: say what you want to say about me and my loved ones. You will always fail. Take it or leave it. We ain’t going anywhere. Slow and steady wins the race. Love all, live with respect, gratitude, understanding and appreciation and you will live an honest life of truth. Don’t let anyone cut you down. (This will be my album cover ft my sister Aliana) she’s the light of my life as are my brothers. I am blessed to feel safe enough to trust in those that love you so that you can shine 🦋 #cshdnalearningcenter

A post shared by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Oct 15, 2019 at 5:03pm PDT

We still don’t know what the album is called, but we do know that Lindsay tagged an account called MatchaBabesDubai, the bio of which reads “Lindsay Lohan, Her sister, Aliana and our friend Nina love Green Matcha on Thursdays in Dubai @ Starbucks … pretty much the story 💋”, so that should clear up any outstanding questions.

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"it's not true that I had nothing on, I had the radio on." – Marilyn Monroe (playboy) this was a privilege to shoot with @yutsai88 we are about to connect and discuss the direction of @yutsai88 and @alessandromariamorelli and @morellibrothers for my upcoming album and short video films together

A post shared by lindsay lohan (@matchababesdubai) on Oct 6, 2019 at 12:45pm PDT

Last month, Lindsay delighted upwards of 35 people when she came through with her promise to release a music video for her single Xanax. If you’re in that number and watched it right away, congratulations! You’re in elite company because Lindsay already deleted it. So you Lohan completists better screenshot this new artwork while you have the chance. See, the thing with Lindsay is, if the quality isn’t there, she’s not afraid to scrap it and start over again from scratch. Perfectionism: Thy Name Is Lohan!

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