Lindsay Lohan‘s last reality television project, Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club was a complete disaster and totally tanked and her beach club also closed. Well, just because her last show was cancelled, doesn’t mean that she’s going to stop. You knock Lindsay down once, she gets up twice! …That’s because she also fell down once before on just her own actions, but still!
“An exercise in reality TV boredom.”
“A firework that sputters into nothing much.”
“It’s easy to dismiss this show as cheap trash, but it’s worse than that.”
Those are just some of the reviews of Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club. So I mean, with a record like that, how could you not think that you can recreate that same kind of
televised diarrhea television excellence again? Page Six says that Lindsay Lohan sure thinks she can do it!
With her Beach Club closed down and a source of income not really anywhere in sight (unless she really is dating a Saudi Crown-Prince who probably murdered a dude) Lindsay is looking for more work besides doing The Masked Singer Australia .
Earlier in the week, Lindsay Lohan did an interview with Studio 10 to talk about her Masked Singer gig. She talked all about how she’s completely unqualified for the job as she has no idea who Australian celebrities are, but she’s having a lot of fun so that’s what counts, I guess? Lindsay continued to threaten us with new music, and said she’ll either release her new song on the season premiere of Masked Singer or on the show’s finale. And she also said that a reality show-type show is coming and she’s the one writing it, so you know it’s good:
“I’m also writing a TV series that will come out in America… Almost like a reality show but not a reality show.”
She will be starring in the series along with her siblings.
I am sure that Lindsay’s BH90210-style show will happen and that all the networks and streaming services will tear each other’s faces off while fighting for it, even though they probably won’t be able to read the incoherent scratches on a dirty cocktail napkin called “Lindsay Lohan’s script.” It will be a huge success, and when Lindsay wins dozens of Emmys for it, she’ll no doubt thank her husband Liam Hemsworth.
Here’s Lindsay on Studio 10: