Cody Simpson and Miley Cyrus have been having a ball together. They’re maybe living together, getting tattooed together, he cured her of her fear of men/lesbianism, and they’re both sober people who spend time listening to the Earth and making out. They’re doing their thing and it’s soooooooo romantic! Cody is now suggesting that he’s the most romantic relationship Miley’s been in and that previous ones were not. At the same time, Lindsay Lohan has inserted herself into this drama with claims of stolen furniture because apparently Cody dated her sister Ali Lohan and they lived together for a week? I mean… sure. Why not?
BuzzFeed says that Cody Simpson was on the Kyle and Jackie O radio show to talk about how he was the winner of Masked Singer: Australia (which reminded me he was Australian) and also about how he and Miley are so in love.
“She’s been through a lot this year and I was trying to be respectful of that… I think we were interested in each other since we first met, even when I was like, 18, but it was not the right time… I told her. I was like, I used to kiss the TV screen when I was like, 9.”
“I’m very, very, very romantic. I don’t think she…she’d talked about how she hadn’t had that kind of an experience in a relationship before.”
Excuse the fuck out of me. I need to pause here, because this is slander–this is liable. Didn’t Liam Hemsworth RUN INTO A CALIFORNIA WILDFIRE to save Miley Cyrus’ 18 fucking thousand pets? Bitch, what? That’s not romantic?!
Meanwhile, TMZ says that Lindsay posted and then deleted a message of hatred toward Cody because of her sister Ali Lohan. On the finale of Masked Singer: Australia, Lindsay brought up her drama with Cody because Lindsay needs to be the center of attention at all times. She said on TV:
“If it is you, we have a lot to talk about, and this is not the arena for it. I want my furniture back! Because I bought your furniture for your house in Venice!”
She posted this to Instagram before deleting it:
Failed? Because now he’s missing the clout of dating Ali Lohan instead of someone much more famous and richer? Lindsay continues to make all the sense.
Lindsay’s fellow Masked Singer judge, Jackie ‘O’ Henderson, says she was told by Lindsay that this is all because Lindsay furnished Ali and Cody’s love shack in Venice Beach in 2018 when they dated. They broke up “shortly after” and apparently he took the furniture with him.
Honestly, let’s take this information with a grain of salt. This is the mess who tried to kidnap young refugees, and defended Harvey Weinstein. So La Lohan is not very credible. I mean, we’re supposed to believe she could afford furniture for someone else‘s house? A reach. But that said, Miley and Cody should prepare for Lindsay to knock on their door and try to steal their ottoman while accusing them of illegally trafficking goods inside it.