Night Crumbs

September 8, 2020 / Posted by:

The Ninth Circle’s #1 show, Krapping Up The Kartrashians, will end next year after torturing humanity for 20 seasons (I know, 19 seasons and 7 episodes late, but hey). And I know this news may seem like it should be put in the flimsy file marked “Actual Good Things That Happened In 2020,” but I don’t know. I don’t trust this and am not praising the Gods over our long national nightmare being over just yet. Now that the Koven doesn’t have to dribble out boring scripted words in each other’s kitchens, they’ll have more time to torture us in bigger ways. Why do I have a feeling that on January 1, 2021, after we all breathe out a hot sigh of relief over 2020 being over, Pimp Mama Kris will announce that the Koven has bought E! and is changing it to K! which will shart out 24 hours of Kartrashians kontent daily – Just Jared

Speaking of shit, Slim Danger, the self-proclaimed Mother Of All You Hoes, claims that Odell Beckham Jr. is a certified Scat Queen – HotNewHipHop

These grainy as shit pictures are either of Katie Holmes getting on her new man, Emilio Vitolo, who was just engaged to someone else a minute ago, or the pictures are of a not-really-passable Channing Tatum impersonator and a not-really-passable Rachel Bilson impersonator – Lainey Gossip 

I was about to call 911 and report Sofia Richie for cradle robbing because I always forget that humanized stream of sage smoke, Jaden Smith, is not 13 years old anymore – Celebitchy

Holland is doing their own Drag Race and this is what the cast of queens look like – OMG Blog

Postmates yourself some cheesecake, because tonight an all-Black and one-time “recreation” will go down on Zoom and it will star Tracee Ellis Ross as Rose, Alfre Woodard as Sophia, Regina King as Dorothy, and Sanaa Lathan as Blanche. Was Jackée Harry not available for Blanche or something?!   – The A.V. Club

Derek Hough will replace Len Goodman as a judge on the new season of DWTSSOW

Cindy Crawford’s daughter and Zendaya’s ex are probably a thing – Page Six

If this Jelly Belly factory giveaway was a Jelly Belly flavor, it’d be SCAM because that’s what’s probably happening here. I mean, even Grandpa Joe wouldn’t pull himself out of bed for this one – Pajiba

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