Category: Emilio Vitolo

Katie Holmes Debuted Her New Man, Bobby Wooten III, On The Pap Stroll

April 29, 2022 / Posted by:

Spring is in the air and the streets of New York City are lined with dropped surgical masks as celebrity New Yorkers, like Katie Holmes, hit the stroll with their budding romances. People reports that Katie and her former New York street sausage vendor, aspiring actor/nepotism restaurateur boyfriend, 33-year-old Emilio Vitolo, split a year ago, and Katie’s new man, 33-year-old American Utopia musician Bobby Wooten III, has taken over amorous promenading duties. Katie’s mom also got in on the action (hugs only, don’t be gross)! You know what they say, good things come in threes. But you know what they also say, bad things come in threes. So we’ll leave it to Katie to decide if 33-year-old Bobby III is good news or bad.

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Things Between Katie Holmes And Emilio Vitolo Are “Cooling Off”

April 22, 2021 / Posted by:

It looks like Katie Holmes might have to go to Olive Garden like the rest of us if she wants to keep getting free breadsticks at a family-style Italian restaurant that feels like home. According to Page Six the 8-ish month relationship is “cooling off ” between Katie and her boyfriend, restaurateur/man-about-town/occasional actor/assumed (by me) amateur DJ, Emilio Vitolo Jr. The pair were first spotted together in September of last year and spent the fall and winter “canoodlingwith wild abandon all over Manhattan. But now they haven’t been seen together in a month, even though Katie was in town celebrating daughter Suri Cruise’s 15th birthday. Is true love dead? Probably. Katie and Jamie Foxx have been broken up since August of 2019!

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Katie Holmes And Emilio Vitolo Are Now Officially Etched In Stone On Instagram

December 19, 2020 / Posted by:

It’s probably just a coincidence that Katie Holmes and her current boyfriend Emilio Vitolo are hitting the social media stroll the same week her ex, Tom Cruise, was recorded summoning up the mighty wrath of L. Ron Hubbard during a barley water drought and shrieking from his rage-propelled shoe-lifts to tear some crew members to shreds so tiny and confetti-like that they would rival anything flying out of the official Scientology paper shredder during audit season. The important thing here is not that Katie undoubtedly misses being treated to those control-freak outbursts on the regular, but that she and Emilio are now, like, totally shippable because they’ve gone Instagram Official. According to People, Emilio, 33, professed his forever and not at all shady and capricious love to Katie on her 42nd birthday yesterday.

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Katie Holmes’ New Man Broke Up With His Fiancé The Same Day He And Katie Were First Papped Together

September 28, 2020 / Posted by:

Page Six has concluded that confirmed star fucker Emilio Vitolo Jr. is also a confirmed fiancé fucker-over who broke up with his girlfriend of two years, via text message, the very same day he was first photographed trying to suck the last remaining Operating Thetan out of Katie Holmes’ teeth. As Katie and Emilio continue to try to beat BenAna’s record for PDA pap strolls per annum in record time, Emilio’s ex-fiancé is still trying to figure out what the fuck happened to her life. One day she’s engaged, and the next she’s moving out of their shared apartment “with only what she could carry with her.” She’s a better person than me. My ass would be walking out empty-handed so I could carry the world’s largest grudge.

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Katie Holmes And Her New Man Continue Their Make Out Tour Throughout New York City

September 19, 2020 / Posted by:

Yes, Katie Holmes and her new boyfriend, Emilio Vitolo, Jr., were papped again yesterday, exploring each others mouths. This time in and around NYC’s Central Park, masks strapped comically to their chins each time. Like, girl, we get it. You’re in love. You escaped Tom Cruise and Jamie Foxx, so you deserve it. But please, take him to, like, Barneys and get him a fedora or a stetson hat or something and throw that pageboy cap into the Jackie O reservoir. Seriously, nobody is getting paparazzi attention on this coast like Katie and Emilio––Ana de Armas is positively SHOOK!

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Katie Holmes’ Rumored New Boyfriend Might Have Been Engaged When They Got Together

September 9, 2020 / Posted by:

We recently learned that 41-year-old Katie Holmes is most likely dating 33-year-old chef-slash-actor, Emilio Vitolo, after pictures hit the internet featuring Katie and Emilio doing the opposite of social distancing at a bar. Well, we have an update. And it’s the kind of development that would lead you to believe Michelle Williams isn’t the only former Dawson’s Creek alum who has maybe been channeling the message of the show’s theme song. Because there’s talk that much like Michelle, Katie maybe didn’t wanna wait for her guy to be single before getting together.

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