Yes, Katie Holmes and her new boyfriend, Emilio Vitolo, Jr., were papped again yesterday, exploring each others mouths. This time in and around NYC’s Central Park, masks strapped comically to their chins each time. Like, girl, we get it. You’re in love. You escaped Tom Cruise and Jamie Foxx, so you deserve it. But please, take him to, like, Barneys and get him a fedora or a stetson hat or something and throw that pageboy cap into the Jackie O reservoir. Seriously, nobody is getting paparazzi attention on this coast like Katie and Emilio––Ana de Armas is positively SHOOK!
Clearly flexing their way through the honeymoon stage of their relationship (remember, they were just ‘casual friends’ two weeks ago!), Katie and Emilio, who was just engaged a second ago, were spotted making out on both Thursday and Friday in various parts of the city. According to Page Six, the couple––looking the absolute most in their complementary Lands’ End catalogue ensembles––first took their sweaty, turtlenecked romance to a park bench in Central Park fully masked before pulling them down to suck face for, what I’m sure felt like hours to those thirsty paps. Although, looking at the photos, maybe they were practicing because neither of them seem to know how to kiss. Or maybe, more likely, it’s just been so long for me that THAT’S the new way to do it.
By Friday, things had clearly gotten steamier. Katie had recently washed her hair and did one of those arm-throwing-around-the-shoulders type kisses while the two stood outside Emilio’s Soho restaurant, Emilio’s Ballato. It’s unclear whether the two went in for a romantic, comped meal, or if Katie is one of those girlfriends who walks her man to work to make sure he’s not brulée-ing any other trick’s crème along the way.
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Katie Holmes and her new boyfriend Emilio Vitolo Jr. are not afraid to put their love on display for everyone to see! The 41-year-old actress was spotted making out with Emilio, 33, while standing outside of his family's restaurant on Friday (September 18) in New York City. #katieholmes #EmilioVitolo #kissing #love
I’m sure the paparazzi in NYC are happy that Katie is keeping their industry alive, but next time I see these two on the stroll, I hope to see Emilio in a full bowler hat or something other than a pageboy cap. Bitch, you’re not in Peaky Blinders!