Open Post: Hosted By Justin Timberlake Getting Dragged For His Awkward Dance Moves
It may have taken damn near twenty years, but Justin Timberlake got his after throwing Janet Jackson and her titty under the bus at the Super Bowl. sacred titty out during the Super Bowl is finally coming to claim him. JT recently exhibited in a viral clip showcasing a set of “dance moves” that look like he’s having the world’s first seizure, and orgasm, at the same time. And the internet dragged him for moving like a drunk dad with arthritis.
According to The New York Post, Justin recently took to the stage in Washington, DC this past weekend and attempted to perform the popular Beat Ya Feet dance in front of the crowd. And unfortunately for him, it was a failure of epic proportions.
The 41-year-old musician stopped by Something in the Water music festival in Washington, D.C., on Saturday where he was caught grooving to the Beat Ya Feet dance, which has been popular in the area for more than 20 years.
However, fans were not impressed with the “Cry Me A River” crooner’s dance moves on stage.
Here’s what the Beat Ya Feet dance is supposed to look like:
And now, here’s Justin’s extra raisins in the potato salad version of the same dance:
What in the hell was he thinking? If there’s one thing people in DC don’t play about, it’s Go-Go music, though I’m sure in this case they were thinking more along the lines of “Sir…..GO and get yo’ ass off the stage and out of our city!” And of course, the firing squad over on Twitter licked off so many shots about how ridiculous he looks I’m sure Justin will indeed be crying himself a river all week long.
Justin Timberlake said “beat ya feet” and commenced to scoot his boots
— Ron O'Chill (@Ron_OChill) June 19, 2022
This man needs to get out of the woods, go back in his closet, and pull out the suit and tie cause this Kohl’s casual aesthetic isn’t it. #JustinTimberlake https://t.co/pq7DQVmYGV
— joseph (@whoisjseph) June 20, 2022
I’m sure Justin really thought he was doing something special here, but let me speak for the masses when I say you did nothing special here. If anything you reminded us all why we don’t miss you and hope you finally realize we’d rather remember you as you were many moons ago. But if you should choose to put yourself through such ridicule again, PLEASE, for your own sake Justin, at least know which dance you’re supposed to be doing.