Category: No Babies
Hailey Bieber Would Like You To Know That She’s Not Pregnant
Yesterday, Justin Bieber decided to do a dumb thing on social media that got some attention and plenty of eye rolls (not that far out of his comfort zone). He posted a picture of himself and his wife of nearly three years, Hailey Bieber, apropos of nothing, with the headline-grabbing caption: “Mom and Dad.” Does that sound like a pregnancy announcement to you? Because it did to a whole lot of people on the internet. So much so, that Hailey herself was forced to hop into the comments and clarify that, no, there isn’t a little Justin Jr. growing in her womb.
Amy Schumer Says She’d Like Another Child, But Doesn’t Think She Can Go Through Another Pregnancy
After doing IVF and experiencing the pregnancy from hell with 1-year-old son Gene Attell Fischer, Amy Schumer says she doesn’t think she will ever carry a child again. “Eh, probably for the best”, replied all the moms with perineal tears, stretch marks, C-section scars, and an extra fifty pounds on their asses. Seriously, pregnancy seems like it sucks. When I decide to have a baby, I’ll just call the stork. Or steal one from that baby petting zoo near my house (I believe it’s called a “daaay-care”?).
Amy tried IVF this past winter, but it didn’t take. Now, all I know about the procedure is that it’s very, very expensive and the odds aren’t great (thanks, that season of Friends where Phoebe carries her brother’s triplets!). On an upcoming episode of Willie Geist’s podcast, Amy told him that she doesn’t think she can do it again.
Oprah Has No Regrets About Not Having Children Or Getting Married
And really, why should she when she’s got dogs in hats!
Oprah is on the cover of People this week and once again opened up about her decision to not have children and not to get married to her man of over 30 years Stedman Graham. And no, she’s not crying into her piles and piles of money about not getting married or not having kids. Oprah says she has no regrets and is living her best life with her dogs in hats, Stedman, billions of dollars, and her custom made marble and onyx tub.