Category: Just Married
Niecy Nash Says Her Marriage To Jessica Betts Wasn’t A “Coming Out”, It Was A “Going Into Myself”
Last week Niecy Nash blessed this godforsaken hellscape we call Planet Earth with the happy news of her surprise wedding to singer-songwriter Jessica Betts. 50-year-old Niecy’s two previous marriages were to men, and her latest divorce was only finalized a few months ago, so her getting married to a woman was a self-described #plottwist. But don’t call it a come out. According to Niecy, marrying 41-year-old Jessica, AKA “Betts”, “has absolutely nothing to do with gender and it has everything to do with her soul.” Niecy described her new wife “as the most beautiful soul I have ever met in my life.”
59-Year-Old Sean Penn Got Married To His 28-Year-Old Girlfriend Leila George
Congratulations to this dirty old man and his brand new child bride! Don’t worry, Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t get hitched (Ha! Camilla wishes). And, nope, I’m not talking about Dennis Quaid. It’s Sean Penn, who turns 60 in a couple of weeks, and 28-year-old Leila George.
Leila follows in the illustrious footsteps of Sean’s other ex-wives Madonna, 61, and Robin Wright, 54. According to People, Leila shares Sean’s “commitment to philanthropy”. When she’s not saving the world, she works as an actress (duh), and starred as the daughter in James Franco’s remake of Mother, May I Sleep with Danger? (coincidentally the exact question she asked her momma when she started seeing Sean).
Pamela Anderson Got Married Yesterday To Hollywood Producer Jon Peters
Earlier last summer, 52-year-old Pamela Anderson announced she had broken up with her 34-year-old soccer-playing boyfriend Adil Rami, a breakup that was accompanied by accusations of lying, abuse, and infidelity. It was the kind of messy breakup that would have anyone running into the nearest set of arms. As it turns out, Pamela ran into the arms of her ex-boyfriend, 74-year-old Hollywood movie producer Jon Peters. And TMZ says she decided to make it a permanent thing by getting married to Jon in a private ceremony in Malibu yesterday.
Nicki Minaj Got Married To Kenneth Petty Months After Getting Together With Him
Looks like Nicki Minaj made good on her threat to marry her sex offender/convicted killer boyfriend Kenneth “Zoo” Petty and is officially a married woman. Nicki announced her marital status via Instagram using bride and groom emojis, so we know it’s real and will last forever.
Seann William Scott Got Married To An Interior Designer
At last, people can stop screaming “Stiffler’s mom!” at Seann William Scott when they see him in the street and scream “Stiffler’s wife!” instead, if he’s with his new bride. According to Page Six, Seann was quietly married last month to a “31-year-old LA-based interior designer” named Olivia Korenberg. Seann, who is 42 (which yes, makes you very old indeed) has said that Olivia is “a great girl” and is “pretty private”. You guys, she’s not even public on Instagram!
Chris Pratt And Katherine Schwarzenegger Are Married Now
Around two years after splitting up from Anna Faris, and seven months after their divorce became a done deal, and one year after his totally not staged picnic date photo-op with Katherine Schwarzenegger, Chris Pratt has made Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver’s eldest child his second wife. Chris and Katherine got married after a five month engagement in Montecito, CA yesterday. Yes, married after a five month engagement. The walls of Instagram must be shaking, because I have a feeling that in about four or five months, Katherine is going to become the mommy influencer of all mommy influencers.