Night Crumbs

August 31, 2020 / Posted by: Michael K

In some actual happy news (FOR ONCE!), Niecy Nash, the star of Reno 911, Claws, Clean House, and the television masterpiece Getting On, has publicly come out while announcing that she got married to singer Jessica Betts. Niecy split from her second husband Jay Tucker in June 2019 after 8 years of marriage and became single in the eyes of the law this past June. Niecy made the announcement on Instagram calling herself Mrs. Carol Denise Betts. While many are listing August 31, 2020, as the day they found out that Niecy Nash loves peen AND poon, my ass is also listing August 31, 2020, as the day I found out that Niecy Nash’s real name is Carol! – Just Jared

In case you missed it, here’s BTS doing Dynamite at the MTV VMAs while dressed like the chorus boys of American Hustle: The Musical – Lainey Gossip

Thanks to a case of the Mondays and my jacked-up eyes, I first read this headline as: Prince William Wants To Do Anal. Duchess Kate’s booty hole royale just clenched up – Celebitchy

Good news for Scott Baio and whatever his wife’s name is, they are still the biggest celebrity MAGA power couple because Loretta Lynn and Kid Rock didn’t really get married – SOW

Dove Cameron or a baby Bella Hadid? – Popoholic

Sorry, Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion, you were probably making space on your fireplace mantle for the Song of the Year Grammy you were expecting to get for WAP, but sadly that’s not going to happen. It’s obviously going to Lady Bunny and Flotilla Debarge for DAP, thanks to lyrics like, “catch asthma when you suck on this dry ass pussy” – OMG Blog

The trailer for The Haunting of Bly Manor further proves that old-timey dolls can’t be trusted! – Pajiba

Pic: Robert Rector/Instagram

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