Category: Just Married
Blake Shelton And Gwen Stefani Got Married Over The July 4th Weekend
As it was foretold in the prophecy, 51-year-old Gwen Stefani and 45-year-old Blake Shelton got married. This wasn’t exactly a shock since Gwen and Blake reportedly got their marriage license last week, and she recently had a bridal shower. So this wedding was bound to happen, but what’s really a shock is that it happened without an army of turtles crashing it as an act of revenge against Blake Shelton for joking about killing one of their own.
The Ex-Partner Of Pamela Anderson’s New Husband Claims She “Homewrecked” Their Family
Did you read yesterday’s story about 53-year-old Pamela Anderson getting married to her 40-year-old bodyguard Dan Hayhurst and think, “Hmm, this will definitely not get messy since Pamela’s marriages are never messy.” Well, it’s gotten messy. Dan’s ex, a 42-year-old woman named Carey, claims that she found out about the marriage when we all did. And Carey adds that when Dan got with Pamela, he was still with her. Also, Dan and Carey were raising three children together. Well, Pamela’s latest marital union is definitely going to last until the end of time, but just in case, Carey should practice slamming the front door as hard as possible when alleged cheating slut Dan comes crawling back.
Pamela Anderson Got Married To Her Bodyguard On Christmas Eve
Early last year, 53-year-old Pamela Anderson “married” 75-year-old movie mogul Jon Peters and it lasted all of 12 days and was not even considered legal since they never finalized their marriage certificate. It was ridiculous, but ever the romantic, Pamela knew she wanted to try marriage once more. And she got her chance since she got with her 40-something bodyguard, Dan Hayhurst. Well, guess what, Pamela done pulled the trigger again! Pamela decided she wasn’t going to wait for Cardi B and Channing Tatum to remake The Bodyguard–she would do it herself! She married Dan on Christmas Eve making him her sixth marriage and fifth husband if you count Jon Peters–which Pam sure doesn’t. Welcome to the club, Dan!
Jonathan Van Ness Reveals He Got Married This Year
My resolution for 2021 was to exclusively write positive, non-snarky, good news. So there’s a very high chance this will be my last post of the year. Here goes! Queer Eye’s Jonathan Van Ness revealed he married his “best friend” Mark Peacock in the past year. Awww! He broke the news in the caption of one of those end of 2020 reflection posts on the ‘Gram, writing, “I got married to my best friend & have a loving partner to continue building my life with.” He included a picture of himself and Mark Peacock wearing white and holding hands.
Scarlett Johansson And Colin Jost Got Married Over The Weekend
Colin Jost once worried that he’d only ever be known as Scarlett Johansson’s boyfriend, but it looks like he no longer has to worry about that. Because Colin Jost just officially transitioned from boyfriend to husband! After being engaged for a year and a half, People magazine has reported that Scarlett made Colin her third husband over the weekend. And in a very weird, random turn of events (hey, it is still 2020 after all), the secret wedding news was broken by Meals on Wheels America.
Larry David Got Married
Damn, Larry David is officially off the market. Pour one out for our girl JLaw, who totally missed her shot at love (cue the Tila Tequila theme music). Larry wed his girlfriend of three years, producer Ashley Underwood, on Wednesday evening in Southern California. Larry is 73 years old. Ashley’s age? Unknown. And believe me, I’ve scoured the Internets. Too many Ashley Underwoods on Facebook! But she’s clearly much younger than Larry (duh). The real shock would be if a showbiz septuagenarian got hitched to someone his own age.